The Best 22 Warsaw Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Warsaw jokes. There are some warsaw newsflash jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these warsaw archers puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Warsaw Jokes and Puns

Lenin in Warsaw

A Soviet filmmaker makes a film called Lenin in Warsaw. Everybody shows up for the premiere. The film opens—on Lenin's wife, Krupskaya, naked, having mad sex with another man. And then another. And another. And so on. The film continues in the same vein for ninety minutes.

Finally, the lights come up and the director takes questions from the audience.

First question: Very interesting movie, comrade, but—where was Lenin?

The director answers: In Warsaw.

A German man walks up to a immigration desk in Warsaw.

Immigration offcier: "Occupation?"

German man: "No, just holiday."

Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train.

A vendor came down the corridor selling bananas which they'd never seen before. Each bought one. The first one eagerly peeled the banana and bit into it just as the train went into a tunnel. 

When the train emerged from the tunnel, he looked across to his friend and said, "I wouldn't eat that if I were you."

"Why not?" "I took one bite and went blind for half a minute !!"

Warsaw joke, Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train.

Why was the man upset after going to boxing match in Warsaw?

Because his seat was behind a Pole.

Why does Warsaw get nervous during its neighbor's election season?

Because of Germans rushing to the polls!


A Soviet filmmaker makes a film called Lenin in Warsaw.

Everybody shows up for the premiere. The film opens—on Lenin's wife, Krupskaya, naked, having mad sex with another man. And then another.

And another. And so on. The film continues in the same vein for ninety minutes.Finally, the lights come up and the director takes questions from the audience.First question: Very interesting movie, comrade, but—where was Lenin? The director answers:

In Warsaw.

Putin and Medvedeev talking

- We need to change these time zones, they are giving me a big headache, says Putin
-Why? asks Medvedeev
-I'm calling Beijing to give my congrats for their national holiday and they tell me it's tomorrow. I call Warsaw to express my condolences for the airplane crash in Smolensk and they tell me the plane didn't take off yet!

Warsaw joke, Putin and Medvedeev talking

Why is it so hard to watch a sporting event at Warsaw Stadium?

Because no matter what seat you're in, you're sitting behind a Pole.

Did you hear about the frog that traced his lineage back to Warsaw?

He was a tad polish.

What is a Polish person's favorite weapon?

A Warsaw...

What do you call a tool used by a Polish combat medic?

A Warsaw

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How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline.

"How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?"

"One minute..."

"Thank you." *click*

Whats so good about german cars?

They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank

What's the most popular dance in Warsaw?

The pole dance.

A german tourist.

A german tourist arrives at Warsaw airport.

The immigration office asks: ''Occupation?''. The german responds: ''No, just holiday''

I met a ballerina in Warsaw last week, I thought she was super classy

turns out she's just a Pole dancer

Warsaw joke, I met a ballerina in Warsaw last week, I thought she was super classy

Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

What makes Warsaw such a shiny city?

Mostly because it has a lot of polish.

Which city suffers from PTSD?

Warsaw.


Where is Europe's favourite place to fight?

Warsaw

What do you call a stripper from Warsaw?

A Pole dancer

A booked flight crashed as it was leaving Warsaw

There were too many Poles on the right side of the plane

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the warsaw lithuanian jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working warsaw cessna piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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