The Best 44 Warriors Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Warriors jokes. There are some warriors wars jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 of the Funniest Warriors Jokes and Puns

A tourist was lost, wandering in the rainforest, when suddenly...

...he runs into some tribal warriors. In an attempt to scare them off, he decides to frighten them with his modern technology.

He whips out the bic lighter in his pocket and flicks it in.

"Wow!" Said one warrior to another. "I've never seen one of those light in the first try!"

The Lone Ranger is in trouble now!

The lone ranger and Tonto are riding together, when suddenly they are surrounded by a group of Apache Indians, screaming like banshees and swinging warclubs.
The lone ranger takes a look at the war-painted pack of warriors howling for his blood, and yells to his faithful sidekick, "Looks like we might have to fight them off, Tonto!"
The lone ranger looks over his shoulder to see Tonto backing his horse away slowly.

"What you mean 'we', white man?"

How many social justice warriors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twelve, one to change it and the other eleven to start a support group called "recovering from the darkness"

Warriors joke, How many social justice warriors does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many social justice warriors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They just hold the lightbulb and cry until the universe spins around them.

How many Social Justice Warriors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, just the one black guy they get to do it so they can tell him how oppressed he is.

On Kashyyyk, Chewbacca's homeworld, would amateur junior-level warriors be called Rookie Wookies?


Why do social justice warriors hate math?

all the inequalities

Warriors joke, Why do social justice warriors hate math?

A shipwreck survivor washes up on the beach...

...of an island and is surrounded by a group of warriors.
I'm done for, the man cries in despair.
No, you are not, comes a booming voice from the heavens. Listen carefully, and do exactly as I say. Grab a spear and push it through the heart of the warrior chief.
The man does what he is told, turns to the heavens, and asks, Now, what?
The booming voice replies, Now you are done for.

TIL Ethiopian warriors conquered part of Central Europe in the 1300s

That's why they call it Hungary.

Dogs were the first social justice warriors

They hate mailmen.

Where are the Golden State Warriors from?


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What do you call a group of sky diving samurai warriors?

Ninjas With Altitude

Why do warriors make bad business men ?

They charge too much !

If there was a mathematical equation to describe social justice warriors...

It would be a really nice log.

An ideal log.

What do you call a Warriors fan that complains about the refs?

A retarded bandwagoner

The terra-cotta warriors are fake

They were mass-produced in Chinese sweatshops.

Warriors joke, The terra-cotta warriors are fake

Don't let the Golden State Warriors blowing a 3 - 1 lead in the NBA finals..

..distract you from the fact that the British blew a 13 colony lead in 1776

Don't let this Superbowl distract you...

from the fact that the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead.

Golden State Warriors "No one can choke harder than we did."

Atlanta Falcons "Hold my beer."

Two social justice warriors walk into a fence store...

Both took a fence

I hate social justice warriors.

They are always arguing about dps with social justice mages.

Do you know why Turkeys make good warriors?

Because they ain't no chicken.

Why are Social Justice Activists always warriors?

Because they don't have a high enough intelligence to be Social Justice Mages.

Why is Kim Jong-un so worried about the Cavs, Celtics, and Warriors signing great players?

He doesn't know how it will affect his Rockets

Why do social justice warriors hate dentists?

Because they make teeth straight and white.

What secret society of social justice warriors has been sworn for a thousand years to get their only exercise typing angry comments on each other's bad CW fan fiction?

The Knights Tumblar

I think Trojan is a bad name for a condom brand...

...because of course, the Trojans were a people whose lives were ruined when a vessel containing little warriors unexpectedly exploded inside their city walls...

I was putting on a Warriors jersey...

But my friend said "that's a choking hazard."

Why are the Terracotta Warriors so ineffective?

Their armor is full of chinks.

How many social justice warriors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, but they'd shame it for its light privilege.

Why did the Warriors become Janitors?

They're good at sweeping

The Japanese aren't the only ones to clean up after a sporting event.

The Warriors, for example, just swept the Cavs.

Breaking News: the Warriors just signed the entire USA men's basketball team.

What are the worst kind of warriors?

Social Justice

What metal genre do Social Justice Warriors listen to?

Progressive metal

Feminists and social justice warriors are great.

I was born a male but I identify as female and lesbian. I can now walk into female changing areas freely.

Since the Golden State Warriors play on Black Friday

Do Steph Curry and Klay Thompson only play half the game?

What is the simularity between bad rap music and Social Justice Warriors.?

It's just great when the BPM drops to zero.

The Last Jedi came out a year ago today.

Everyone who told you about how the evil Social Justice Warriors stole their Star War is still a virgin.

I caught a bunch of social justice warriors in my yard digging up large wooden stakes

They said they had to remove the posts before they caused a fence.

How many social justice warriors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just kidding, social justice warriors can't change anything.

Social Justice Warriors Favorite Sandwich:

Lettuce, Guacamole, Bacon and Tomato

Social justice warriors love Captain Marvel because she's a powerful woman...

...but hate her because she's Binary.

A man keeps praying to God to please let him win the lottery...

He prays every day for years... and years... and years!! He even got his church to pray for him with diligent prayer warriors.

One day he angrily shouts at God, why won't you hear my effing prayer..!!???

God answers, why don't you go buy an effing ticket..??!!

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