Warrior Jokes
74 warrior jokes and hilarious warrior puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about warrior that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Do you love warrior jokes? Whether you're a fan of the warrior cats, a keyboard warrior, a Golden State Warrior, ninja warrior, a social justice warrior, eco warrior, WoW warrior, or a Shadow Warrior, this article has jokes for you. Read about the lives of brave warriors, from the eye-patch wearing nobles to the tough soldier. Laugh out loud!
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Funniest Warrior Short Jokes
Short warrior jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The warrior humour may include short samurai jokes also.
- What's the difference between a bomb and a social justice warrior? The bomb actually accomplishes something when it's triggered.
- What's the difference between a landslide and a social justice warrior? It takes a lot of effort to trigger a landslide.
- What time does a social justice warrior get up in the morning? It's hard to say, she's already woke.
- Don't let the Golden State Warriors blowing a 3 - 1 lead in the nba finals.. ..distract you from the fact that the British blew a 13 colony lead in 1776
- What's the difference between a social justice warrior and an IED? You can't trigger an IED just by disagreeing with it.
- What's the difference between a gun and a social justice warrior? The gun has only one trigger.
- How many social justice warriors does it take to change a lightbulb? Twelve, one to change it and the other eleven to start a support group called "recovering from the darkness"
- What's the difference between a social justice warrior and a knife? The knife is edgier and has a point.
- What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle? You're about to meet da-feet!
- I've decided to join Anytime Fitness Because I like to dress up as a 12th century Viking Warrior when I work out.
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Warrior One Liners
Which warrior one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with warrior? I can suggest the ones about soldier and ninja.
- If Wonder Woman is the best female warrior Would that make her Amazon Prime?
- I made a gun in the style of a social justice warrior It has too many triggers though.
- What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid? Reality
- Why do social justice warriors hate dentists? Because they make teeth straight and white.
- Two social justice warriors walk into a fence store... Both took a fence
- What's a Social Justice Warrior's favorite math course? Triggernometry.
- Why do warriors make bad business men ? They charge too much !
- How do you communicate with the spirit of a Viking warrior? With a Nor-Ouija board.
- What do you call a fashionable Japanese warrior? Glamurai
- Do you know why Turkeys make good warriors? Because they ain't no chicken.
- What do you get when you cross a female horse with a medieval warrior? A Knightmare
- Social Justice Warriors Favorite Sandwich: Lettuce, Guacamole, Bacon and Tomato
- What's the opposite of Social Justice Warrior? A Status Quosader
- Dogs were the first social justice warriors They hate mailmen.
- A warrior's job is to fight in wars A gladiator's job is to make people smile
Social Justice Warrior Jokes
Here is a list of funny social justice warrior jokes and even better social justice warrior puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- After watching social justice warrior's behaviour on YouTube. TIL: the old saying is true... War doesn't determine who's on the right, only who's on the left.
- Social justice warriors love Captain Marvel because she's a powerful woman... ...but hate her because she's Binary.
- Why was a social justice warrior being held in solitude confinement in a mental institute? She attacked the guards when they tried to force her into a straight white male jacket.
- What do you call an angry Social Justice Warrior? A MadLib
- If there was a mathematical equation to describe social justice warriors... It would be a really nice log.
An ideal log. - What does a mechanical engineer have in common with a social justice warrior? Tolerance
- What is the simularity between bad rap music and Social Justice Warriors.? It's just great when the BPM drops to zero.
- Feminists and social justice warriors are great. I was born a male but I identify as female and lesbian. I can now walk into female changing areas freely.
- What metal genre do Social Justice Warriors listen to? Progressive metal
- What are the worst kind of warriors? Social Justice
Golden State Warrior Jokes
Here is a list of funny golden state warrior jokes and even better golden state warrior puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I am surprised how Stephen Curry's back isn't broken... From carrying all of the Golden State Warriors' bandwagoners
- Since the Golden State Warriors play on Black Friday Do Steph Curry and Klay Thompson only play half the game?
- Where are the Golden State Warriors from? Chokeland.
- Why did the Dad need his glasses to watch the Golden State Warriors play? Steph Blurry
- Golden State Warriors motto is "Strength in Numbers" According to the Jews, The Warriors are going to lose
- Why won't the Golden State Warriors visit the White House? No one in the NBA supports a travel ban.
- The Golden State Warriors may have lost this game but at least Varejao got his Oscar.
Keyboard Warrior Jokes
Here is a list of funny keyboard warrior jokes and even better keyboard warrior puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What's a keyboard warrior's favourite weapon of choice? A salt rifle.
Witty Warrior Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about warrior you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean warfare jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make warrior pranks.
A tourist was lost, wandering in the rainforest, when suddenly...
...he runs into some tribal warriors. In an attempt to scare them off, he decides to frighten them with his modern technology.
He whips out the bic lighter in his pocket and flicks it in.
"Wow!" Said one warrior to another. "I've never seen one of those light in the first try!"
What do you call a nocturnal medieval warrior?
A night knight.
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What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth?
Gladiator
Get it? Glad He Ate Her..
Why did the female warrior prefer the armor smith over the weapon smith?
The weapon smith was a bit rapier
I knew a person who was against warrior princesses
He was a Xenaphobe
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A Warrior Cuts off the head of a Hydra formed by fusing 8 mythical beast,
and 2 heads Grows in it place,
he cuts those off and 4 grows,
he cuts those off and 8 grows,
he cuts those off and 16 grows,
he cuts those off and 32 grows,
he cuts those off and 64 grows,
he cuts those off and 128 grows,
he cuts those off and the Hydra Dies because the Hydra was made of 8 bits.
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A group of kids start singing "Baa Baa Black Sheep"
Then a social justice warrior barges in and says "it should be "Baa Baa African American Sheep"
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h**... was the original Social Justice Warrior
Adolf h**... is the story of a failed liberal art student who blamed it on ethnicities he deemed privileged.
A paladin and a warrior go into a mage's electronics store to buy computers.
The paladin asks for a Dell computer. The mage directs him to aisle five. The warrior asks for a Hewlett-Packard. The mage says "I'm all out of HP." The mage dies.
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What's the difference between a social justice warrior and a boxer?
You're allowed to punch the boxer.
Who is the best Warrior Princess wrestler?
John Xena!
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I like my s**... like my pirate warrior games .
Over in 2 minutes
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Why is everyone a social justice warrior ?
Couldn't they pick another class ? Like social justice mage or social justice hunter ?
It really scares me to watch Xena Warrior Princess...
I must be a Xenaphobe.
What do you call a Japanese warrior who only eats pork?
A hamurai.
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What do you call an introverted feminist?
An Antisocial Justice Warrior
Why did the Warriors become Janitors?
They're good at sweeping
What did the dietician call the social justice warrior?
Trans fats
What do you call a Skyrim warrior with well endowed chest playing the lute and selling luxury merchandise at a discount?
Nord-strum Rack.
Which saiyan warrior is also good at maths?
Sugoku
I'm opening a floating restaurant on a houseboat where we sell ice cream tacos, and our mascot is a gorilla dressed like an ancient Mongolian warrior.
I call it "Attila Gorilla's Vanilla Tortilla Flotilla"
Jewish mother goes to the airport
to meet her daughter, who was returning from a summer abroad. The daughter gets off the plane hand-in-hand with a 7' tall Zulu warrior, with a bone through his hair and nose.
The mother yells at her "I said a *rich* doctor!"
