Warren Jokes

Funniest Warren Short Jokes

Short warren jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The warren humour may include short ward jokes also.

1. Why can't you bury a man living east of the Mississippi in a graveyard west of the Mississippi? He's still alive.
   (Learned from my 6th grade math teacher Mr. Warren)
2. If I had a dollar for every person complaining about reposts in this sub Warren Buffet would look up to me
3. Why is Elizabeth Warren really running for president? She will finally get to be called Chief.
4. 50 years ago, Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway starred in "Bonnie and Clyde" Tonight they got together to attempt one last heist
5. What are Hillary Clinton, Elizabeth Warren, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, and Theresa May doing in a room together? ...playing bridge.
6. Elizabeth Warren just said that she also got a bomb in the mail. The FBI investigated and said it was a firecracker.
   Elizabeth Warren now claims it was 1/1024th of a bomb.
7. I just bought a JEEP and named her "Elizabeth Warren" Because it's all white but it says it's a Cherokee on the side of it.
8. Elizabeth Warren: "Sometimes I feel like a teepee. Sometimes I feel like a wigwam." Psychiatrist: "You're two tense."
9. I am a gigabyte, said the megabyte. But you're only 1/1024th of a gigabtye.
   Good enough for Elizabeth Warren.
10. Trump must make good on his word and pay up to Elizabeth Warren for being Native American All $15,625 of it

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Warren One Liners

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1. Who serves all you can eat rabbit stew? Warren Buffet!
2. What do you call a man with rabbits in his pockets Warren
3. Favorite work of fiction? Warren Commission Report hands down
4. The CEO of Berkshire Hathaway should open a diner. And call it Warren's Buffet.
5. What do you get when you cross Pocahontas with a Naturopath? Elizabeth Warren
6. A fox managed to dig into a highly populated rabbit den. It was a warren buffet.
7. Tim Kaine is a really weird way to spell Elizabeth Warren. The title is the punchline.
8. What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits home?
   A search warren.
9. I named my Jeep "Elizabeth Warren" It's white, but still apparently still a Cherokee
10. How does Elizabeth Warren answer the phone? Hi how are yaa hi how are yaa
11. Elizabeth Warren got her DNA tests back.... and she is not the father
12. How do you say Elizabeth Warren's name in Spanish? Unpocopocohantas
13. Warren Beatty Moonlights as Steve Harvey.
14. What does Warren Buffet make when he goes to the bathroom? Philanthropee.
15. Regulatory fees are just ridiculous but i understand Warren G has to make a living

Elizabeth Warren Jokes

Here is a list of funny elizabeth warren jokes and even better elizabeth warren puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Last week I let my neighbor borrow my lawnmower. Today I asked for it back and he had the audacity to call me an Elizabeth Warren giver.
• I can't figure out if I'm being sexist... ...but the only Bush I want to see in the White House is Elizabeth Warren's.

Warren Buffet Jokes

Here is a list of funny warren buffet jokes and even better warren buffet puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• How did Warren Buffets company survive the economic meltdown? It's a trade secret, but don't worry, Berkshire Hathaway

Ridiculous Warren Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter

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