Warranty Jokes
6 warranty jokes and hilarious warranty puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about warranty that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Enjoy a good laugh? These hilarious warranty jokes will have you chuckling over the irony of vehicle warranties, appliance warrantors, and other warranty-related scenarios. Get ready to giggle at these clever and relatable jokes about the long and winding lease of warranties.
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What is a good warranty joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
An Inuit man walks into a pet store...
An Inuit man walks into a pet store holding a dead, bloodied seal, he screams at the owner "SOMEONE HAS CLUBBED MY SEAL, I DEMAND A REFUND!" The owner looks at him and says, "Sorry, warranty void if seal is broken."
I bought my 5-year-old a toy iPhone that looks like a real one
Now someone keeps calling about an extended warranty on his Little Tikes car.
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana, who?
WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR CARS EXTENDED WARRANTY.
I didn't get a warranty on my air conditioner,
But it would be cool if I did.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ivan!
Ivan who?
I'van trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.
What should you do when your car breaks down on the side of the road?
Wait for 10 minutes...When the phone rings, you can extend your car's warranty.
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