The Best 25 Warnings Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Warnings jokes. There are some warnings residents jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these warnings amendment puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Warnings Jokes and Puns

Cigarette warnings should also include how dangerous it is just going to purchase a package...

My dad left 19 years ago to buy some and he still hasn't made it back.

Tornado warnings are active for Cleveland, Ohio.

Residents are invited to seek shelter in Cleveland Browns Stadium where there is no chance of a touchdown.

A computer programmer was sitting at home with his wife.

He takes a cigarette out of his pocket, lights it, and takes a puff.
His wife looks at him angrily and says,
"You really need to stop doing that. Can't you see the warning on the box? It says 'hazardous to health!'"
The programmer takes another puff of his cigarette and says,
"I'm a computer programmer. I don't care about warnings. I only care about errors."

Warnings joke, A computer programmer was sitting at home with his wife.

What do we want? Ominous warnings! When do we want 'em?


Warnings about motorcycles

Every time people find out I drive a motorcycle they always freak out and tell me about sometime someone they know got in an accident.

I don't get it.

I don't go around telling pregnant women that my dad left

A man stands, chain smoking at a bus stop...

A man stands, chain smoking at a bus stop.

The woman standing next to him says "Hey, don't you know that those things can kill you? I mean, didn't you see the giant warning on the box?!"

"That's OK..." says the guy, puffing casually, "I'm a programmer"

"So? What's that got to do with anything?"

"Errors are serious, warnings are nothing...".

I can't believe rattlesnake warnings are called rattles

and not cautionary tails

Warnings joke, I can't believe rattlesnake warnings are called rattles

My grandfather was an old nautical engineer who tried to warn everyone on the Titanic that they were doomed

First he yelled at the passengers while they boarded...he was ignored

Then he yelled at the Captain and the First Mate...he was ignored

Then as he continued to yell his warnings; people began to tell him to be quiet and that he was crazy

Eventually, after all his yelling; Security came and escorted him out of the movie theater

Do you know what happened to the man who reported on dangerous weather, but his reports started to tell people to farm?

His warnings went amish.

Why the Hindu mortician lost his job?

Despite several warnings he kept writing the cause of death: *Birth*

What do hot beverage warnings say in German?

Ouch! Tongue!

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What's the real reason why SJWs hate guns?

They don't come with trigger warnings.

Why do sailors take storm warnings seriously?

They're for boating.

I decided to watch the eclipse with only sunglasses, in spite of all the warnings.

I honestly can't see what all the fuss was about.

For the English

Q: What do you say to someone who appears to have done irreparable harm to themselves despite multiple warnings to the contrary?

A: U.K. ?

Based on the story of the boy who cried wolf...

I'd say that Hawaii is safe for another couple missile strike warnings before they should actually worry.

Warnings joke, Based on the story of the boy who cried wolf...

There's warnings of a new disease found in soft butter.

Apparently it spreads very easily!

Whenever I see a sign saying Fine Jewelry

I think to myself, it's probably had enough warnings, why not just arrest it.

Someone is trying to kill me...

they've removed all the 'do not put head in bag' warnings from plastic bags and they are posting them through my letterbox.

Hawaiian missle warnings

It looks like i finally found a positive of the Brexit result

no volume limit warnings on your screen

I couldn't quite put my finger on why trigger warnings annoyed me.

Yeah that's it. Nothing to see here folks. Move along. It's really as bad as you thought.

I love trigger warnings...

They help victims of abuse know what's ahead, and they help me spot Trump supporters.

Why do software engineers tend to not care about trigger warnings?

They're not trigger errors.

I think it's pretty irresponsible

when newspapers don't post warnings when their Sunday comics contain Peanuts.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the warnings corrections jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working warnings enforce piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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