The Best 9 Warne Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Warne jokes. There are some warne cricketer jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these warne weigh puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Warne Jokes and Puns

I was warned in November 2016...

People warned me, that if I voted for Hillary Clinton it would be the end of civility and truthfulness in the US as we know it, the deficit would skyrocket, and there would be never ending investigations of the president.

Well, I voted for Hillary and that was what happened!

You've been warned

TO WHOEVER STOLE MY BROKEN BATHROOM SCALE.
YOU WON'T GET A WEIGH WITH THIS!

You've been warned

A stranger enters a store and spots a sign: DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! Inside, he sees a harmless old hound asleep on the floor.
"Is that the dog we're supposed to be aware of?" he asks the owner.
"That's him," comes the reply.
"He doesn't look at all dangerous to me. Why would you post that sign?"
"Before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him."

Warner Brothers cracks down on paparazzi problems on "Justice League" set...

...apparently they're not allowing any unauthorized flash photography.

Why were we not warned?

I'm talking to you, people with 2020 vision


Shane Warne and the Great Barrier Reef are world famous

They are also both bleached till within an inch of life left.

I warned a guy about contemplating words that mean "to do things two times"

Now he'll think twice.

What do Warner Bros. do with their discontinued animated characters?

They put them in the looney bin

Well, they warned me that I'd go blind if I kept doing that...

Sitting too close to the TV.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the warne warner jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working warne bathroom piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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