Warmer Than Jokes
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Funniest Warmer Than Short Jokes
Short warmer than jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The warmer than humour may include short colder than jokes also.
- Did you ever hear about McDonald's sending 10 million straws to Ethiopia.. Ethiopia wrote back and said thanks for the leg warmers
- Why is spring water always freezing cold? Because if it were any warmer, it'd be summer water.
- I tried to go get a Prince Albert today. They told me I'd have to come back on a warmer day.
- One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother's face through the oven window. As we played hide and seek and she said: 'you're getting warmer'.
- When does an increase in degrees not lead to warmer temperatures? When you get your Masters in Art History, but you still can't pay the heating bill
- Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter? Your ears stay warmer.
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Warmer Than One Liners
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- Why does paint keep your house warmer? Because it's a coat.
- I love summer in Ireland The rain gets warmer.
- Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter? It had new windows Putin
- What kind of flower gets warmer and sweeter as it gets wet? The two-lip
- What do you call a balance posture exercise in a warmer climate? Pilates of the Caribbean
- What are an Italian bench warmer's favorite vegetables? Asparagi!
- What do you get when you take a watermelon out of the refrigerator? Warmer melon
- What do you call hand warmers scattered throughout a room? Intermittens.
- What do you call it when you lead an Indian into an egg warmer Inca baiting
- I had a beard before it was cool. Even though it's getting warmer, I think I'll keep it.
- I got cold feet before my wedding So I put on some warmer socks
- A pillow warmer is a s**... idea… Use your head!
Warmer Than Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about warmer than you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean its hotter than jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make warmer than pranks.
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Two jungle explorers got captured by cannibals...
Now they find themselves in a giant cauldron full of water over an open fire. The water is getting warmer and warmer and both of them realize they're done for. So they're sitting there not sure what to do when one of them lets out a chuckle. "how could you laugh at a time like this?" says the other one, "we're both about to die!".
"I know...but I just peed in their soup."
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Russian man dies
Russian man die, but for him suffer not over. Man very wicked, and go to h**.... There devil make punish: he burn in lake of fire. Is warm. Russian man finally happy.
So devil make lake hotter. But Russian man now is warmer. Now is happier.
Devil get very frustrate. So devil make fire lake into ice lake--lake cold as million Russian winter. But Russia man now happiest of all!
"Devil!" he say, "h**... is freeze! Russia is finally happy country!"
But is not true. Is only story.
Also, man not in h**..., only Russia.
Clueless husband
A woman was laying in bed with her husband at night when she said:"honey i m cold" , he said: "wear warmer clothes", then she said "i m still very cold" he responds "cover yoursef with another blanket" ,the wife who seemed displeased said:"when i was cold my mother used to hug me tightly and cuddle til we slept" her husband says in an angry voice:"Are you telling me we should bring your mother to sleep with us,why do you always say unromantic things in bed!".