The Best 12 Warm Weather Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Warm Weather jokes. There are some warm weather jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these warm weather puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Warm Weather Jokes and Puns

So, I hit the lottery for two million dollars.....

The first thing I did was to call my wife. I tell her I hit the lottery for two million dollars, pack your bags. She asks me "should I pack for cold weather or warm".
I told her that I didn't care, just be out by the time I get home.

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A woman rushed home from work and exclaimed to her husband, "Pack your bags, I've won the lottery!"
The husband excitedly asks, "Should I pack clothes for cold or warm weather?"
She says, "Pack'em all, you're leaving!"

A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, 'Martha, pack up your things!

I just won the Lottery!'

Martha shouts back, 'Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?'

The man replies, 'I don't care, just as long as you're out of the house by noon!'

Did you hear about the boy who turned up to school with only 1 glove?

He said the weather man said it's going to be cold, but on the other hand it might be warm.

A couple move to Nevada and the husband hits it big at the casino

He rushes into his house and yells to his wife,

"Pack up your things. I just won a million dollar slot machine jackpot!"

The wife replies, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?"

The husband responds, "I don't care. Just so long as you're out of the house by noon."


Did you know it's cheaper to buy pies in warm weather climates?

Cherry pie in Jamaica - $4.25
Blueberry pie in Cuba - $3.50

Those are some of the pie-rates of the Caribbean.

The weather in Canada is like a dubstep

It's so nice and warm, but all of a sudden it it d-d-d-drops the tempΒΊ

Jewish Joke About Warm Weather

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Dude. It was so hot, I swear that I'd convert to Christianity for the Baptism.

Warm, sunny day here in the mountains with lots of melting starting. I think the Icelandic have a word for this weather

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A woman rushes into her house one morning and yells to her husband, "Sam, pack up your stuff. I just won the lottery!"

"Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?"

"Whatever. Just so you're out of the house by noon!"

Why doesn't bread like warm weather?

Things get toasty!

You can explore warm weather reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean warm weather dad jokes. There are also warm weather puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Finland. Now Santa Claus is missing.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the warm weather jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working warm weather piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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