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I've invented a rocket that intercepts incoming warheads by consuming them.

It's a cannibalistic missile.

Austria declares war on China:

„We have 200 soldiers and 3 Tanks
China accepst: „We have 4 Million Soldiers, a Million Tanks an a couple hundred nuclear warheads
Austria replies:„We abort the declaration, we can't provide enough accomodations for the war prisoners

By tightly securing our Nuclear arsenal through human, digital, mechanical and chemical means, we've been able to almost completely eliminate the risk of nuclear warhead explosions due to accidents or hostile attacks, however if these past four years have taught us something ...

... it's that we also need to equip our nukes with child locks.

What did the nuclear warhead say to the beach?

Sorry I can't tell you; that's glassified.


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