warhammer Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious warhammer puns

How many girlfriends have you had before me?

She asked casually, as she sat on the edge of my bed pretending to be interested in my Warhammer catalogue.

Fucking stupid question.


What's the difference between a Necron and a Lawyer?

One is an emotionless robot with no respect for human life, the other is a faction in warhammer 40k


It's nice to see women who don't lose their figures as they grow older.

They take such a long time to paint and Warhammer is expensive enough as it is.


What do you call a miniature pension?

Warhammer 401k


What do you call the tabletop for investment fund managers?

Warhammer 401(k)


How to cure affluenza?

Introduce him to Warhammer.


Farming in the 41st millennium! The pitch I give at conventions to warhammer fans.


They should make a tabletop game about space marines saving for retirement

Call it Warhammer 401k


How does a Space Marine from Warhammer 40K get fit?

By doing Squats.


What are the most funny Warhammer jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Warhammer? Well, here are the best Warhammer dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Warhammer pick up lines to share with friends.


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