The Best 26 Warfare Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Warfare jokes. There are some warfare tupacs jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these warfare opium puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Warfare Jokes and Puns

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

Because nobody liked it on earth.

A cowboy walks into a saloon…

and orders himself a drink at the bar counter. Turning to the fellow sitting next to him, he slowly utters, Combat. Battle. Warfare. Skirmish. Brawl. Scuffle.

The other man slams his glass down on the counter, gets up out of his seat, turns to face the cowboy, and says, Hey, them's fightin' words!

Warfare joke, A cowboy walks into a saloon…

This used to be my Dad's favorite joke. "The End of the World"

The world is ending by nuclear warfare and there are three men riding on a plane to a fallout shelter where they would be safe and ride out the devastation. The three men are: the president, the pope, and a young hippie.

Suddenly, as they are nearing their destination, the plane malfunctions and is going down quickly. The three passengers look at each other, then realize: there are only two parachutes.
The President hastily grabs a bag and before jumping out of the hatch says," I am God's gift to you all! I rule the United States! I am the leader this world will need! I am the SMARTEST man on this planet!"

Realizing they don't have much time the pope quickly says to the hippie, "My son, you have many more years to live than I, it would only be right for you to seize this opportunity and fulfill-"

The hippie begins laughing, startling the pope into silence, and says, "Don't worry Father, the smartest man on the planet just jumped out of the plane with my backpack on!"

What's worse than a fat guy with a ridiculous haircut who's brainwashed his supporters into viewing him as a god whilst having his finger on the button for nuclear warfare?...

Two fat guys with ridiculous haircuts who've brainwashed their supporters into viewing them as gods whilst having their fingers on the buttons for nuclear warfare!

[Scariest of all is that it's true :( ]


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Wenn ist das NunstΓΌck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 is getting released for the second time in Iraq.

They're renaming the game to The Sims 5.

Warfare joke, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 is getting released for the second time in Iraq.

Did ya hear about Donkey Kong's Asian cousin, Viet Kong?

He specializes in Gorilla warfare

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

because it couldn't survive in the Battlefield.

What do you call a fight between detectives?

Trench warfare

A Frenchmen goes to a library for a book he wants about warfare.

He asks the librarian at the front desk for a book about warfare. The librarian simply responds, You'll just lose it.

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Don't let the Australians' defeat in the Emu War distract you from the fact that...

the Americans lost to Gorilla Warfare.

It's foolish for humans to try and take back the planet of the apes

Since they are incredibly good at gorilla warfare.

What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare?

They're practically non existent.

Muslim officials denounce gorilla warfare

Calling it "absolutely harambe"

What do you call war fought with bees?

...Beeological Warfare

Warfare joke, What do you call war fought with bees?

I wonder why biological warfare is not popular

even though it's viral

Why is anti-submarine warfare so expensive?

Because of the depth charges.

Wrote a series about giving guns to monkeys and watching how their evolutionary instincts led them to battle over territory.

Called it Gorilla Warfare.


A Frenchman walks into a library and asks for a book on warfare.

The librarian tells him he'll only lose it.

What do you think about the Cyber Warfare ?

My 10 year old son is very good with computers.

--Donald trump

I tried to upload the COD: Infinite warfare trailer to pornhub

But they don't accept rape.

"Sir, the gorillas have outnumbered us!"

"We're in a gorrila warfare!"

What do we call a Thumb War with 2 Cancer Patients?

Chemical Warfare.

Marriage is kind of like modern warfare

It's 90% waiting around,10% action, and 5 minutes feels like an hour

What does Fox News call a food fight?

Class Warfare

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