Warfare Jokes

39 warfare jokes and hilarious warfare puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about warfare that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

A collection of warfare jokes from around the world varying from modern warfare to WWI, to Islamic and even biological warfare contexts. A humorous look at warfare from an unexpected angle - sure to get a few laughs in!

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Funniest Warfare Short Jokes

Short warfare jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The warfare humour may include short wars jokes also.

  1. Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 is getting released for the second time in Iraq. They're renaming the game to The Sims 5.
  2. Did ya hear about Donkey Kong's Asian cousin, Viet Kong? He specializes in Gorilla warfare
  3. First date, and she asks to meet up by the river to watch the 'submarine races' But she ghosted me when I told her I was excited to show her littoral warfare
  4. Don't let the Australians' defeat in the Emu War distract you from the fact that... the Americans lost to Gorilla Warfare.
  5. Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space? because it couldn't survive in the Battlefield.
  6. A Frenchmen goes to a library for a book he wants about warfare. He asks the librarian at the front desk for a book about warfare. The librarian simply responds, You'll just lose it.
  7. It's foolish for humans to try and take back the planet of the apes Since they are incredibly good at gorilla warfare.
  8. What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare? They're practically non existent.
  9. A lot of people thought bio-warfare was overpowered. That's why it was banned from competitive use.
  10. Wrote a series about giving guns to monkeys and watching how their evolutionary instincts led them to battle over territory. Called it Gorilla Warfare.

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Warfare One Liners

Which warfare one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with warfare? I can suggest the ones about war and peace and violence.

  1. Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space? Because no one on earth wants to buy it.
  2. Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space? Because nobody liked it on earth.
  3. What do you call a fight between detectives? Trench warfare
  4. Muslim officials denounce gorilla warfare Calling it "absolutely harambe"
  5. What do you call war fought with bees? ...Beeological Warfare
  6. I wonder why biological warfare is not popular even though it's viral
  7. Why is anti-submarine warfare so expensive? Because of the depth charges.
  8. "Sir, the gorillas have outnumbered us!" "We're in a gorrila warfare!"
  9. What do we call a Thumb War with 2 Cancer Patients? Chemical Warfare.
  10. What does Fox News call a food fight? Class Warfare
  11. Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
  12. They say all is fair in love and war... Except for chemical warfare
  13. What is a businessman's favorite game? Call of Duty: Economic Warfare
  14. Harambe They only shot Harambe
    Because he was trained in gorilla warfare
  15. ISIS is now engaged in amphibious warfare... They started killing frogs

Modern Warfare Jokes

Here is a list of funny modern warfare jokes and even better modern warfare puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Marriage is kind of like modern warfare It's 90% waiting around,10% action, and 5 minutes feels like an hour
Warfare joke, Marriage is kind of like modern warfare

Howlingly Hilarious Warfare Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy

What funny jokes about warfare you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean warrior jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make warfare pranks.

A cowboy walks into a saloon…

and orders himself a drink at the bar counter. Turning to the fellow sitting next to him, he slowly utters, Combat. Battle. Warfare. Skirmish. Brawl. Scuffle.
The other man slams his glass down on the counter, gets up out of his seat, turns to face the cowboy, and says, Hey, them's fightin' words!

This used to be my Dad's favorite joke. "The End of the World"

The world is ending by nuclear warfare and there are three men riding on a plane to a fallout shelter where they would be safe and ride out the devastation. The three men are: the president, the pope, and a young hippie.
Suddenly, as they are nearing their destination, the plane malfunctions and is going down quickly. The three passengers look at each other, then realize: there are only two parachutes.
The President hastily grabs a bag and before jumping out of the hatch says," I am God's gift to you all! I rule the United States! I am the leader this world will need! I am the SMARTEST man on this planet!"
Realizing they don't have much time the pope quickly says to the hippie, "My son, you have many more years to live than I, it would only be right for you to seize this opportunity and fulfill-"
The hippie begins laughing, startling the pope into silence, and says, "Don't worry Father, the smartest man on the planet just jumped out of the plane with my backpack on!"

What's worse than a fat guy with a ridiculous haircut who's brainwashed his supporters into viewing him as a god whilst having his finger on the button for nuclear warfare?...

Two fat guys with ridiculous haircuts who've brainwashed their supporters into viewing them as gods whilst having their fingers on the b**... for nuclear warfare!
[Scariest of all is that it's true :( ]

Monty Python Funniest Joke

Wenn ist das Nunstüc**... git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

A Frenchman walks into a library and asks for a book on warfare.

The librarian tells him he'll only lose it.

What do you think about the Cyber Warfare ?

My 10 year old son is very good with computers.
--Donald trump

I tried to upload the COD: Infinite warfare trailer to pornhub

But they don't accept r**....

Warfare joke, I tried to upload the COD: Infinite warfare trailer to pornhub