Wares Jokes
7 wares jokes and hilarious wares puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about wares that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Heartwarming Wares Jokes that Make You Laugh
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I was trying to find out where my local pelt-merchant was hosting a Lupine Designs fashion gala for his fellow lycanthropes this year
So I asked Where is the werewolf's wolf-wares warehouse where werewolves wear wolves' wares?
Hans meets an art dealer on vacation
A German man is on vacation in Spain. He sees a local man selling artwork, so he goes over and checks out his wares. He notices a print of Picasso's Guernica on an easel. The German asks did you do this? , to which the Spaniard replied, nope. you did.
What do you call a disney movie about antique cooking wares
pewter pan
What are the most popular goods in the underworld?
Under wares
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away a man opened a banister decorations store called--
Stair Wares
What's the difference between a sausage dog and a market trader?
One bawls his wares out on the street...
A salesman was going door to door trying to sell his wares.
As he walked up to the next house, he noticed a boy sitting on the stoop. "Is your mother home?", he asked.
"Yeah, she's home," the boy said, scooting over to let him pass. The salesman rang the bell three times but got no response. He then knocked on the door loudly but got no answer. Exasperated, he turned to the little boy and said, "I thought you said your mom was home."
"She is," he answered. The salesman was confused. "Then why doesn't she answer the door? Is she deaf?"
"She can't hear it," replied the little boy. "I don't live here."
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