The Best 47 Warehouse Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Warehouse jokes. There are some warehouse automation jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these warehouse worshipper puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Warehouse Jokes and Puns

I went to the Space and Air Museum in Indiana...

I paid $20 just to see an empty warehouse.

Robbing a bank in Greece isο»Ώ like raiding a food warehouse in Uganda.

You look stupid and you get nothing out of it.

Did you hear about the dyslexic prostitute?

She opened a warehouse

Warehouse joke, Did you hear about the dyslexic prostitute?

Dumb joke I thought of while bored at work.

Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict?

You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.

Three men find themselves at a beach-side resort in the Caribbean...

... and they soon begin to discuss their lives and how they came to be there.

The first man says, "I use to run a successful business in the Mid West. One day unfortunately there was a huge fire and my entire warehouse burned to the ground. I collected the insurance on it and decided to move here."

The other two nod, slightly sympathetically.

The second man says, "Similar story here. I used to run a jewellery store back in LA, but unfortunately one night there was a massive break in. I collected the insurance that I had on the jewellery and moved down here to settle."

They look at the third guy. He says, "I used to run a small fishing business on the East Coast. Last year unfortunately the entire thing was ruined by a hurricane. I collected my insurance and moved here."

The first two guys look at each other for a minute. Finally, one says, "How do you start a hurricane?"


Did you hear about the Ramen warehouse that burned down?

Dozens of dollars worth of Ramen was lost.

Your mom's like a shipping warehouse.

"Deliveries in the rear. "

Warehouse joke, Your mom's like a shipping warehouse.

what do you call an asian supply warehouse party?

A surprise party!

Unfortunate sign in discount warehouse near a retirement community:

Shop till you drop!

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

What do you call a building you can't locate?

A warehouse

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I'm thinking of hosting a rave in an Oakland warehouse...

I can use my mixtape. Its fire.

Have you seen the movie about a guy locked in a trampoline warehouse?

I can't say much for the direction of the plot; it just goes up and down and up and down.

NSFW - What is the difference between a warehouse and a whorehouse?

One is stuffed with boxes, the other is where boxes get stuffed.

What do they have in common?

They both happily take your money so you can drop a load.

Little-known fact: a certain former president keeps a large store of personal firearms at a warehouse near Birmingham, AL

It's known as the Barracks o' Bama

What's a pirate's favorite gas station?

ARRRR co!

What's a pirate's favorite restaurant?

ARRRR by's!

What's a pirate's favorite warehouse store?

Costco.

You can't beat those prices.

Warehouse joke, What's a pirate's favorite gas station?

Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?

He bought a warehouse

Stoners at a warehouse packed with crates.

"Behind every crate man, there's a crate."

"Woah man."

Two old Jews were sitting on a park bench...

...one of them says, "Abie, I heard about the fire at your warehouse, I'm so sorry."

Abie says "Shhh...it's tomorrow."


Job Security

After being laid off from five different jobs in four months, Joe was hired by a warehouse.

One day he lost control of a forklift and drove it off the loading dock.

Surveying the damage, the owner shook his head and said he'd have to withhold 10 percent of Joe's wages to pay for the repairs.

"How much will it cost?" asked Joe.

"About $5,500," said the owner.

"What a relief!" exclaimed Joe. "I've finally got job security!"

I took my son to the space museum last weekend.

They charged us $5.50 to stand in an empty warehouse.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the cops...

They duck into an abandoned warehouse, each find a an empty sack, and climb into it.

Cops follow and poke the bag with the brunette. The brunette goes woof! The policeman says, Oh, it's just a bag of dogs, and walks on.

They poke the bag with the redhead. The redhead goes meow! The policeman says, Oh, it's just a bag of cats, and walks on.

They poke the bag with the blonde and the blonde goes Potato. Potato.

A dyslexic pimp wanted to make an investment to expand his venture

He ended up buying a warehouse.

I kidnapped the head baker yesterday

Withing 5 minutes of bringing him to our warehouse, we were rolling in dough.

How do warehouse workers fight?

Boxing.

What do you call a house that turns into a wolf during a full moon?

A warehouse.

I was trying to find out where my local pelt-merchant was hosting a Lupine Designs fashion gala for his fellow lycanthropes this year

So I asked Where is the werewolf's wolf-wares warehouse where werewolves wear wolves' wares?

A warehouse worker...

A warehouse worker is getting ready to ship a bunch of cases of disgusting, prepackaged food, but he can't get it to fit properly on a skid.

The food was unpalatable.

I called the virtual reality warehouse in Germany and asked if they had the headset I ordered yet

he said VR ready

What happens to a house on a full moon?

It becomes a warehouse!

What do you call a pleasing manufacturing warehouse?

A satis-factory.

A team of thieves stole $18,000 worth of tracking devices from a warehouse.

They were apprehended within hours.

What do you call a scary storage room on Halloween?

A warehouse

(Sorry)

My wife said I can't possibly raise a child at the Warehouse.

Don't know what she means, my forklift works fine.

Two guys are standing in an empty warehouse at night, looking around

One of them turns to the other one and says, You know, maybe we should start talkIng about Fight Club.

What do Michael J. Fox and the new guy at the warehouse have in common?

Both have trouble with the fork lift

My poor reading skills ruined my future as a pimp

But now I own a warehouse

Two Mice Live in a Movie Studio Warehouse

Two mice live in a movie studio warehouse and are looking for food. Suddenly one hears the other chewing.

"What did you find?" he asks.

"I'm not sure, it looks like a piece of film celluloid from an old movie. Let me see...ah, yes - it's from 'Gone with the Wind'".

"And how is it?"

"Nothing much. The book was better."

Me and my buddy Jack got a job at a warehouse...

Things got slow and the boss called me into the office.He told me that he was going to have to either lay me or Jack off. I told him to jack off. He's not my type.

What did they use to set off the amazon warehouse fire?

Amazon kindle.

Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?

He ended up buying a warehouse.

Hear about the dyslexic pimp

He opened a warehouse

There was once a dyslexic who decided to become a pimp

but ended up buying a warehouse

Did you hear the one about the dyslexic Pimp?

He bought a warehouse

Dislixic pimp

He bought a warehouse

Dyslexic Prostitute

Did you hear about the dyslexic hooker?
She ended up working at a warehouse.

Where do werewolves live?

In a warehouse.




I'll get my coat...

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