Warehouse Jokes
60 warehouse jokes and hilarious warehouse puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about warehouse that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of warehouse jokes. From funny one-liners to pun-filled jokes, these warehouse jokes are sure to get you laughing.
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Funniest Warehouse Short Jokes
Short warehouse jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The warehouse humour may include short shelf jokes also.
- I went to the Space and Air Museum in Indiana... I paid $20 just to see an empty warehouse.
- I took my son to the space museum last weekend. They charged us $5.50 to stand in an empty warehouse.
- Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict?
You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines. - What happens when you put a bunch of cardboard boxes in your house during a full moon? You make it a warehouse
- Why aren't the best boxers competing in the olympics? Because they're working in warehouses.
- Did you hear about the Ramen warehouse that burned down? Dozens of dollars worth of Ramen was lost.
- A warehouse worker... A warehouse worker is getting ready to ship a bunch of cases of disgusting, prepackaged food, but he can't get it to fit properly on a skid.
The food was unpalatable. - I called the virtual reality warehouse in Germany and asked if they had the headset I ordered yet he said VR ready
- What's a pirate's favorite gas station? ARRRR co!
What's a pirate's favorite restaurant?
ARRRR by's!
What's a pirate's favorite warehouse store?
Costco.
You can't beat those prices. - What do Michael J. Fox and the new guy at the warehouse have in common? Both have trouble with the fork lift
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Warehouse One Liners
Which warehouse one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with warehouse? I can suggest the ones about shops and storage.
- What did they use to set off the amazon warehouse fire? Amazon kindle.
- Where do werewolves live? In a warehouse.
I'll get my coat... - What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon? A Warehouse.
- What do you call a building you can't locate? A warehouse
- What happens to a house on a full moon? It becomes a warehouse!
- Which kind of building should you stay clear of on a full moon? A warehouse
- If you go to Tire Warehouse... For a tire, what do you go to Men's warehouse for?
Attire - Unfortunate sign in discount warehouse near a retirement community: Shop till you drop!
- What do you call a house that turns into a wolf during a full moon? A warehouse.
- How do warehouse workers fight? Boxing.
- What do you call a pleasing manufacturing warehouse? A satis-factory.
- what do you call an asian supply warehouse party? A surprise party!
- I'm thinking of hosting a rave in an Oakland warehouse... I can use my mixtape. Its fire.
- What do you call a scary storage room on Halloween? A warehouse
(Sorry) - Your mom's like a shipping warehouse. "Deliveries in the rear. "
Amazon Warehouse Jokes
Here is a list of funny amazon warehouse jokes and even better amazon warehouse puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Do you work in an Amazon warehouse? Because you tick all my boxes.
- What made the quality assurance supervisor in an Amazon warehouse laugh? this
Hilarious Fun Warehouse Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about warehouse you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean factory jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make warehouse pranks.
Robbing a bank in Greece is like raiding a food warehouse in Uganda.
You look s**... and you get nothing out of it.
Did you hear about the dyslexic p**...?
She opened a warehouse
Three men find themselves at a beach-side resort in the Caribbean...
... and they soon begin to discuss their lives and how they came to be there.
The first man says, "I use to run a successful business in the Mid West. One day unfortunately there was a huge fire and my entire warehouse burned to the ground. I collected the insurance on it and decided to move here."
The other two nod, slightly sympathetically.
The second man says, "Similar story here. I used to run a jewellery store back in LA, but unfortunately one night there was a massive break in. I collected the insurance that I had on the jewellery and moved down here to settle."
They look at the third guy. He says, "I used to run a small fishing business on the East Coast. Last year unfortunately the entire thing was ruined by a hurricane. I collected my insurance and moved here."
The first two guys look at each other for a minute. Finally, one says, "How do you start a hurricane?"
Did you hear about the dyslexic p**...?
He bought a warehouse
Job Security
After being laid off from five different jobs in four months, Joe was hired by a warehouse.
One day he lost control of a forklift and drove it off the loading dock.
Surveying the damage, the owner shook his head and said he'd have to withhold 10 percent of Joe's wages to pay for the repairs.
"How much will it cost?" asked Joe.
"About $5,500," said the owner.
"What a relief!" exclaimed Joe. "I've finally got job security!"
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the cops...
They duck into an abandoned warehouse, each find a an empty sack, and climb into it.
Cops follow and poke the bag with the brunette. The brunette goes woof! The policeman says, Oh, it's just a bag of dogs, and walks on.
They poke the bag with the redhead. The redhead goes meow! The policeman says, Oh, it's just a bag of cats, and walks on.
They poke the bag with the blonde and the blonde goes Potato. Potato.
I was trying to find out where my local pelt-merchant was hosting a Lupine Designs fashion gala for his fellow lycanthropes this year
So I asked Where is the werewolf's wolf-wares warehouse where werewolves wear wolves' wares?
My poor reading skills ruined my future as a p**...
But now I own a warehouse
Two Mice Live in a Movie Studio Warehouse
Two mice live in a movie studio warehouse and are looking for food. Suddenly one hears the other chewing.
"What did you find?" he asks.
"I'm not sure, it looks like a piece of film celluloid from an old movie. Let me see...ah, yes - it's from 'Gone with the Wind'".
"And how is it?"
"Nothing much. The book was better."
Did you hear about the dyslexic p**...?
He ended up buying a warehouse.
Hear about the dyslexic p**...
He opened a warehouse
There was once a dyslexic who decided to become a p**...
but ended up buying a warehouse
Did you hear the one about the dyslexic p**...?
He bought a warehouse
Dyslexic p**...
Did you hear about the dyslexic h**...?
She ended up working at a warehouse.
The thief
A shop assistant calls the police saying:
Officer, the same guy who stole stuff from the warehouse yesterday is in my store!
Alright, make sure you close off every exit. We'll be there as soon as possible!
10 minutes pass, and the agents arrive at the store seeing the man has escaped.
Didn't I tell you to close off every exit?!
To which the assistant replies:
Yes I did, but he escaped through the entrance!
A trucker drives through some industrial estate,
He stops near a warehouse and ten minutes later a p**... approaches nearby.
"50 and I'll do anything, love."
The trucker stares at her up and down.
"deal, grab the forklift and start unloading the truck."
Jeff Bezos is informed about the passing away of a warehouse worker on a Sunday after working continuously for 12 hours leaving behind a wife and 2 young kids
Let's make sure his hard work and sacrifice are not wasted....
Jeff Bezos orders his subordinates
Find someone who can finish the remaining 2 hours of his shift
Corny joke from a warehouse worker.
Was loading semi trailers and it was raining like h**.... Asked my team lead to step inside a trailer with me.
"Hey Billy, I keep hearing a weird noise every time I step in a trailer."
"What's it sound like?"
(While pointing at the roof) "It sounds like autotune."
"Autotune?"
"Yeah, it's just a Lil Wayne."
What do you call a warehouse full of prostitutes?
o**... Depot
A man was arrested for public intoxication at the wine store
A man was arrested for public intoxication at the wine store.
At court he explains to the Judge that it was a case of a simple misunderstanding.
Judge: I don't see how this can be a misunderstanding. You were arrested for drinking straight out of the wine bottle at the register!
Man: I can explain that. I was exhausted that day after working 11 hours at the warehouse. I was zoning out and in hindsight, I should have known what the cashier meant when she said I could "start loading up now"...
Inspired by post on reddit/ technology
Police stop a guy.
-Name
Wankbreak
-Excuse me?
Wankbreak....Fred Wankbreak.
-Listen mate you're coming down to the station if you carry on like that.
No seriously I work in the Warehouse over there give them a ring they'll vouch for me.
Cop sighs but can do without the paperwork. Gets the number from Fred and rings.
-Hello Acme Warehouse?
Yes
- PC Plod here just doing a check.
OK
- So do you have a Wankbreak there?
A wankbreak.... you're joking...we don't even have f**king tea break here mate!!
Did you hear about the dyslexic p**...?
He owned a warehouse
Did you hear what happened to the dyslexic p**...??
He bought a warehouse.
