The Best 7 Ware Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Ware jokes. There are some ware cookware jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ware asterisk puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Ware Jokes and Puns

Daddy, what are clouds made of?

Child: Dad what are clouds made of?
Dad: "Well, EMC storage and VM ware ESXi servers, mostly.

How to loose belly fat

Little Johny walks to his mom and starts asking her about what he had seen the previous night while sneaking around the house.

Little Johny: Mommy, mommy why ware you jumping on daddy's stomach last night?

Mom: Johny you're old enough to know the truth... your dad is getting obese so I need to jump on top of him to help him loose the belly.

Little Johny: I don't think that's going to work mommy.

Mom: Why do you say that?

Little Johny: When you leave for work the neighbor comes in and blow him back up.

A warehouse worker...

A warehouse worker is getting ready to ship a bunch of cases of disgusting, prepackaged food, but he can't get it to fit properly on a skid.

The food was unpalatable.

There was a catastrophic cyber attack recently...

The government is still looking for the hacker. They think he ran some ware.

How do warehouse workers fight?

Boxing.


They don't make forks like they used to.

Modern plastic ware makes me miss the good old tines.

I always ware my Seahawks jersey on test day...

Because i know ill pass even if i shouldn't

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the ware faire jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working ware snowd piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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