The Best 44 Wardrobe Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Wardrobe jokes. There are some wardrobe room jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these wardrobe husband puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 Funniest Wardrobe Jokes and Puns
Whenever my husband opens his wardrobe he shouts and curses.
I think he's a cross dresser.
I was having a look...
In my mothers bedroom the other day and I found a whip, a mask and handcuffs in her wardrobe. I couldn't believe it... My mothers a superhero!!!!!
Coming out of the closet would be a lot easier...
if my wardrobe wasn't so fabulous!
I made this joke up when I was eight. I'm very proud of it.
What's in the wardrobe?
Narnia business.
I just came home with 25 pairs of carpenter jeans. . .
My wife thinks I'm building a new wardrobe.
BTW original, thought I'd share.
So I heard some rumbling in my wardrobe...
...and so I approached the door with some nerve-wracking caution. To my surprise I saw both a lion and a witch in there, looking startled but out of breath.
I asked the witch, "What are you doing in my wardrobe?"
She replied, "Narnia business."
You thought Dad jokes were a thing? How about this Grandma joke:
I woke up this morning to find a lion AND a witch in my wardrobe. When I asked them what they were doing, they shouted, "Narnia business!"
There was a pub quiz last week
And there was a round on Literature. The question was "Name the book where the characters all lived behind a wardrobe". Imagine the disgust when I shouted "The diary of Anne Frank"!
After 5 years of being married, the wife finds $7.500,00 and 4 eggs on the top of the wardrobe.
Perplexed, she goes running to her husband to ask what that was about, and he says:
- Honey, during these 5 years together, everytime you irritate me I get an egg and put it on the top of the wardrobe.
The wife gets happy because there were only 4 eggs, and then asks:
- But what about the $7.500,00 ?
He answers:
- Every time I complete one dozen, I sell it.
The Lion, the Witch and a fabulous fashion sense
What did the Lion say to the Witch when she caught him coming out of the wardrobe?
"My sexual preference is Narnia business."
A lion, a witch, and a wardrobe walk into a bar
The bartender asks what they're having.
The witch replies "Narnia business."
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When I was a kid I didn't want to imagine my parents having sex,
so I'd watch them from the wardrobe.
My wife came home from work and stormed angrily into the bedroom where I was sat.
"I get the impression you aren't being loyal to me," she said.
"Why?" I frowned.
"You've been very quiet recently. And you're always hanging around with that girl from work, Rachel?"
"Rochelle." coughed a voice from the wardrobe.
They say money doesn't grow on trees
But my cousin planted a few bushes with a funny smell in his wardrobe and is now making 4k a week
A guy asked me what I was doing in the wardrobe.
I told him, 'Narnia Business'.
What do you do to an open wardrobe?
You closet.
I was going through my wardrobe, trying to select a suit for my grandmother's funeral.
I said, "What shall I wear?"
"I don't really care," said my mum. "As long as you don't you stick out."
It's not easy being a necrophiliac.
Wife caught me in the wardrobe
She asked me what I was doing?
I said Narnia business!
I found a lion in my wardrobe and I asked him what he was doing there.
He said "Narnia business".
My girlfriend keeps complaining about how little space there is in the wardrobe
If she keeps this bullshit up, my wife might find her!
Arthur C Clarke, CS Lewis & JRR Tolkien walk into a bar...
Clarke, Lewis and Tolkien walk into a bar arguing about how characters should travel.
Clarke says they should take a spaceship and Tolkien says they should walk. Lewis says that can just step through a wardrobe.
When asked how that's possible Lewis says "Narnia business"
The man came home early from work to find his wife lying naked on the bed, crying her eyes out.
What's wrong? he asked.
I've got nothing to wear to the dance tomorrow night, she
sobbed.
Oh come on now! You've plenty of clothes, and with that
he went over to the wardrobe. See here, there's the nice
pink dress, the pale blue skirt, the yellow cocktail dress, hi
there Tom, the green silk gown…
What do you get when you cross C.S Lewis and a Commodore?
The Lionel Ritchie and the Wardrobe
As one door closes, another opens...
I really wish I'd followed the instructions building this wardrobe.
I came back home early today...
... and ask my wife in our bedroom if she's cheating on me.
She laughs.
I laugh.
The wardrobe laughs.
What a nice day.
An old woman phoned the police and said that her neighbour keeps undressing in his bedroom with curtains open and lights on, so the police go and investigate, they looked out of her window and says but madam you cannot even see his bedroom with that tree in the way she replies.
You can if you stand on the wardrobe.
Dad: What's a lion and a witch doing in your wardrobe
Me: it's Narnia Business....
Two siblings, a boy and a girl opens their Christmas presents
The boy received a football hat while the girl received a wonderful gold necklace.
The next year, the boy received a puzzle and the girl received an new wardrobe full of clothes.
And the next year again, the boy finds out he got a cheap chinese phone while his sister received an iPhone X.
So this year, after the opening, the girl says: "Haha! mom and dad loves me more!"
The boy replies: "Haha! I don't have a tumor"
A lion, a witch, and a wardrobe enter a bar; the bartender eyes them quizzically and asks, "what're you up to with all that?"
The lion responds gruffly, "Narnia business!"
... I'm sorry.
A man visited a movie studio and was browsing the wardrobe archives.
He asked a costume designer which were her favourite pieces.
Well, that shirt there was worn by Pacino. That jacket was put together for De Niro. And these boots were made for Walken.
An old lady phoned the police about her neighbour stripping off in his bedroom with light on and curtains open, the police came round and checked, they said but mam there is a tree blocking the view you cannot see his bedroom window, she replied.
You can if you stand on top of the wardrobe.
Who doesn't like Lady Gaga's wardrobe ?
Her drycleaner
Why was the worlds greatest painter's wardrobe so small?
He only ever needed one coat.
A Man returns home and screams out loudly
- Honey, pack your things, I've won million today!
Wife comes to the wardrobe and asks:
- What kind of clothes to take with me? Summer or winter?
Man:
- All of them and get out of here!
So I said to this witch: "WTF were you and that lion doing in my wardrobe?"
She said "Narnia business."
I'm not gonna tell you what happens in The Lion, the Witch & the Wardrobe...
It's Narnia business!
A rich man demanded to be buried with his money
Upon his death bed a miser demanded he be buried with all his money leaving behind nothing for his wife and children. After his death some friends approached his widow to offer her jobs and gifts but discover she has bought a new home, car, and wardrobe. The friends ask how she can afford all of this with the entire estate being buried with her deceased husband? The widow replied, well I deposited the funds from the estate into my account and buried my dear husband with a check for the total.
An elderly woman phoned the police and said she saw her neighbour, naked walking around his bedroom with blinds open.
Police turn up and says to her, sorry madam, but you cannot even see his bedroom, there is a fence and a bush blocking the view.
She replies, you can if you stand on top of the wardrobe.
My tinder date invited me back to her house tonight, and while she was in the bathroom, I had a cheeky look in her wardrobe. Inside, there was a nurse outfit, a police woman's uniform and a full dominatrix bodysuit, so I quickly pulled on my pants and snuck out of there.
I don't want a girlfriend who can't hold down a job.
A man was recently arrested after being found hiding in a wardrobe.
When the police asked him what he was doing there, he said 'Narnia business'.
My new sexy neighbour just sneezed,
so by instinct and good manners I said bless you.
She said thanks, but looked a little confused that her wardrobe was talking to her!
My mum caught me in my wardrobe this morning she said what are you doing?
Narnia Business
Why was the Lion in the wardrobe?
Narnia Business
From an old Italian book
Husband and wife are sleeping on their bed. Suddenly, the woman, having a dream, starts to yell:
"Oh god! My husband is coming"
The husband jumps from the bed and without even thinking runs to the wardrobe
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