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59 warden jokes and hilarious warden puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about warden that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Check out this collection of hilarious warden jokes! Read funny jokes about different types of wardens, such as game wardens, traffic wardens, prison wardens and junior wardens. Get a laugh out of Wardens Treeson and Boudrea, and laugh at the outrageous, silly and clever jokes!

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Funniest Warden Short Jokes

Short warden jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The warden humour may include short prison guard jokes also.

  1. Came up with this joke this morning in the shower. I took a tour of a prison for poets, at the end the warden asked what I thought of it. I said it has its prose and cons.
  2. The wardens at my University were always so nice. They always leave little notes on my car complimenting me, like, "parking fine".
  3. An inmate went messing, and his cellmate, a cannibal, claimed he had eaten him The warden didn't believe him, so the cannibal finally threw up his hands out of frustration.
  4. A cannibal was in prison. One day, he ate his cellmate. The warden did not believe he had eaten the man. The cannibal threw up his hands in frustration.
  5. A woman was on death row. The conversation went like this:
    Warden: "What do you want for your last meal?"
    Woman: "I don't know. What do you want?"
  6. Traffic wardens are so nice in my area... they always leave notes on my car like 'Parking fine'.
  7. Turkish Joke A prisoner goes to the warden and asks for a book. The guard makes a phone call then says:
    We don't have the book but we have the author across the hall.
  8. Coffee News Gem Game Warden: Fishing?
    Person without fishing license: Nah, drowning worms.
  9. I set up a small nuclear power plant in my garage. It was running well until I got busted by a fish and game warden of all people. He gave me a fat ticket for not having a fission license.
  10. Why did the warden cancel the prison writing contest? There were too many cons and not enough prose

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Warden One Liners

Which warden one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with warden? I can suggest the ones about prison officer and prisoner.

  1. My girlfriend left me because I got a job as a parking warden. Fine.
  2. What do you call a prison guard who is very particular about his food? Warden Ramsay
  3. What did the warden say to the new prisoner ? Come in-mate.
  4. There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? A warden.
  5. I hate people who go to prison.. Example : The warden.
  6. What do you call a white man surrounded by many black men? A warden
  7. What do you call a white guy surrounded by a thousand black guys? Warden
  8. The meanest man in the world Is the Warden who put a tack on the electric chair.
  9. Who's a traffic wardens least favorite wrestling champion? ~~The Undertaker~~ JOHN CENA!
  10. What is a Catholic priest's dream second job? Warden at juvenile detention center.
  11. What do you call 1 white guy with 500 black guys The warden
  12. What do you call one white man surrounded by 200 b**... and Mexicans? The Warden

Prison Warden Jokes

Here is a list of funny prison warden jokes and even better prison warden puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • After being shown around, the prison warden was asked for his opinion on the prisoners' new creative writing class. ..."It has its prose & cons"
  • Prisoner A approaches Prisoner B... "Wanna buy a ticket for the Chief Wardens ball?"
    "Nah. I don't dance."
    "It's not a dance, it's a raffle".
  • A convicted m**... is on death row, and is scheduled to be killed via electric chair. The prison warden asks: 'Do you have any final requests'? The m**... responds: 'Can you please hold my hand'?
Warden joke, A convicted m**... is on death row, and is scheduled to be killed via electric chair. The prison war

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Humorous Warden Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about warden you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean inmate jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make warden prank.

A Woman Who Reads

One morning a husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, drops anchor and begins to read her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies.
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, Officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with s**... assault,"says the woman.
"But I have not even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day, ma'am," he said, and left.
Moral of this story: Never argue with a woman who reads. It is likely she can also think.

Bag limit.

A guy was on his boat fishing in a pond and caught way over the bag limit. He was heading back to the dock when the game warden stopped him and asked to check what he caught. The warden opens the fishermen's cooler and sees that the guy has surpassed his limit by about 20 fish. The warden tells the man he has too many fish and he is going to cite the fishermen. The fishermen says "No, you see these are my pet fish. I didn't catch them I called them to me". The warden doesn't believe the guy, and so the fishermen tells the warden he will show him. The guy dumps the cooler of fish in the water. The warden waits a minute and says to the guy "ok now call the fish back".
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"What fish?"

A story about a r**... and a Game Warden.

A r**... with a bucket full of live fish, was approached recently by a game warden in Georgia as he started to leave a lake well known for it's fish.
The game warden asked the man, "May I see your fishing license please?"
"Naw, sir," replied the r**.... "I don't need none of them there papers. These here are my pet fish."
"Pet fish!?!?"
"Yep. Once a week, I bring these here fish o'mine down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then when I whistle, they swim right back into my net and I take 'em home."
"What a line of baloney....you're under arrest."
The r**... said, "It's the truth, Mr. Gov'ment man.
I'll show ya! We do this all the time!!"
"WE do, now, do WE?" smirked the warden. "PROVE it!"
The r**... released the fish into the lake and stood and waited.
After a few minutes, the warden said, "Well?"
"Well, WHUT?" said the r**....
The warden asked, "When are you going to call em back?"
"Call who back?"
"The FISH," replied the warden!
"Whut fish?" asked the r**....

"Now then" said the warden addressing the three instigators of a failed prison riot.....

"I would like to know two things: First: why did you revolt? Second: how did you get out of our cell?" One of the three men stepped forward "Warden, we rebelled because the food is awful". "I see. And the cell, what did you use to break the bars?" "Toast" replied the leader,

My friend is a prison warden currently doing sensitivity training. His homework entails "What would you do if you saw two curious inmates indulging in i**...? "

I said "Why can't we just let bi-cons be bi-cons?!"

A Frenchman, a Jew and a p**...

A Frenchman, a Jew and a p**... are each sentenced to thirty years in prison. Each man is given one request that will be honored by the jail warden.
A woman, asks the Frenchman.
A telephone, says the Jew.
A cigarette, says the p**....
Thirty years later the Frenchman walks out with the woman and ten kids.
The Jew strolls out carrying a ten thousand dollar commission he has made during the time.
The p**... walks out and says, Has anyone got a match?

What do you call.......

What do you call a white guy surrounded by five black guys? Coach.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by eleven black guys? Football coach.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by hundreds of black guys? Warden.

Making Jokes About Racial Stereotypes

What do you call a white man surrounded by 4 black men?
Coach.
What do you call a white man surrounded by 12 black men?
Football Coach.
What do you call a white man surrounded by 40 black men?
Football Referee.
What do you call a white man surrounded by 100 black men?
Warden.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

Coach.
What do you call one white guy surrounded by 100 black guys?
Warden.

The daughter of a warden sees her husband crying

Wife: What's wrong honey?
Husband: Do you remember when I got you pregnant and your father told me if I didn't marry you he would put me in prison for 25 years?
Wife: Yeah, so?
Husband: Well, I would have gotten out yesterday.

[DEATH ROW]

WARDEN: Last meal?
CON: Just a glass of lemonade please
*Drinks lemonade/Burps*
WARDEN: Pardon

[CON WALKS FREE]

A man parks his car. As he is getting out a traffic warden walks up and says, "I'm sorry sir, you can't park your car here." .....

...."Yes I can" says the man. "The sign there says, 'Fine for Parking'!"

So a man walks into a bar

And the warden said "d**... jim, i told you not to put the blind person in the standard jail cell"

Why didn't the warden let married couples share a cell?

She was worried that they'd finish each other's sentences

Two prisoners are on death row

And the day of their execution has come.
The warden turns the first prisoner and asks, "Any last requests?"
"I'd really like to hear the Macarena one last time," he replies.
The warden nods. "Very well. And you?"
he asks the second prisoner.
"Kill me first."

Last Request

Two convicts who were about to be executed, The warden says to the first one, 'Do you have a last request?'
The convict says, 'Yes, I'd like to hear the song Achy Breaky Heart one last time.'The Warden says, 'OK, I think we can arrange that.' Then he says to the second convict, 'How about you?' The second convict says, 'Yeah, kill me first.'

Why was the asylum warden an alcoholic?

Because, as he would say, "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy!"

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys

Basketball Coach.
What do you call a white guy with 10 black guys, football coach
What do you call a white guy with 250 black guys?
Warden

A prisoner slipped on the stairs 5 years into his 14 year sentence.

He suffered some minor injuries but he decided to pretend to be in a coma for rest of his sentence.
When he finally decided to drop the act on the last day of his sentence, the warden arrested him again, because you aren't supposed to end a sentence with a coma.

A Jew, an Italian and a Polish parson are waiting to be executed by electric chair...

The Jew steps out first, warden asks him if he has any last words, he Mentions that his uncle is a doctor and the warden flips the switch. Nothing Happens. The warden says, you lucky son of a b**..., one in 1 million chance it doesn't work, your free to go.
The Italian steps up next. The warden asks if he has any last words, the Italian guy says he has nothing to say and the Warden flips the switch. Again, nothing. I don't believe this, one in a trillion shot it doesn't work twice! You're free to go!
The Polish person steps up. The Warden asks if he has any last words. He says Yeah, is that supposed to be plugged in?

A game warden sees an old man going out fishing alone and asks if he can go along.

The old man relents and rows out to the middle of the lake. Then he opens his tackle box, pulls out a stick of dynamite, lights it and drops it into the lake. After it goes off the boat is surrounded with dead fish and the old guy starts scooping up the bodies. The warden is incensed and says 'That's i**... and a thousand dollar fine when we get to shore!' So the old guy pulls out another stick of dynamite, lights it and hands it to the warden saying..

'You want to just talk all day or are you going to start fishing?'

A parking warden was being buried.

As they lowered the coffin into the ground there was a frantic b**... from inside and shouts of I'M NOT DEAD! I'M NOT DEAD!
"Ah sorry mate" says the priest, leaning forward to the coffin. "It's too late, I've started filling in the paperwork"

I have a friend in prison who is very kind.

Someone asked him to donate his eye, he gave it for free. Someone asked for his kidney, he also gave it for free. Another asked for his hands, he gave them both, free of charge.
My good friend was still willing to donate his legs as well but the Warden didn't approve it.
The Warden said, "That's enough! You think I didn't notice that you are trying to escape piece by piece?!"

A Christian, a Muslim, and a Jew are sentenced to death. The warden lets them choose the method.

The Christian says "a firing squad would be painless. I choose that." In comes a firing squad and *bang* they kill him.
The Muslim says "yes, that does seem to be quick. I also choose the firing squad." *Bang*. He, too, is killed.
The warden says to the Jew, "and how do you want to die?"
And he responds "old age".

Warden joke, A Christian, a Muslim, and a Jew are sentenced to death. The warden lets them choose the method.

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