War And Peace Jokes

Funniest War And Peace Short Jokes

Short war and peace jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The war and peace humour may include short wars jokes also.

1. I just started practicing some speed reading techniques. Last night I read "War and peace" in about 10 seconds. I know it's only 3 words but it's a start!
2. Last night I read War and Peace in 20 seconds I know it's only three words, but it's a start.
3. I asked a girl to come back to my place and as she was looking through my books... She asked, "How come you've got so many copies of 'War and Peace'?"
   I replied, "It's a long story..."
4. 2 men discussing why they joined the army.... "I'm not married and I like war, so I joined the army." says the first man.
   The second one replies, "I'm married and I like peace."
5. What do you give a country that hasn't rang it's bell for war in 100 years? A no bell peace prize.
6. My son was watching me read War and Peace , and asked me, Why is the book so thick? I said, Well, ..it's a long story.
7. Kim Jong-un read War and Peace in a day. At least I think that's why they call him Supreme Reader.
8. I've taken up speed reading. I can read War & Peace in under an hour. I's only three words, but it's a start.
9. My son saw me reading War and Peace and asked me, Why is the book so fat? I said, Well,...it's a long story.
10. A general reads War and Peace A general reads War and Peace another soldier asked him how he liked it "liked the first half, hated the second. " he said

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War And Peace One Liners

Which war and peace one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with war and peace? I can suggest the ones about peace and quiet and peace and love.

1. I don't get why people think "War and Peace" is a tough read. It's only 3 words.
2. What do you call it when obese statesmen end a war during tea time? Peace of Cake.
3. Everyone Loves Star Wars I'm still holding out for Star Peace.
4. I took a speed reading course and read War and Peace in 5 minutes. It's about Russia.
5. Star Wars fans sicken me... How could you not be for star peace?
6. What do you call someone who would rather make war than peace? A Flower Plower

War And Peace Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about war and peace you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean world peace jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make war and peace pranks.