The Best 5 Wanted Dead Or Alive Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Wanted Dead Or Alive jokes. There are some wanted dead or alive need jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these wanted dead or alive desire puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Wanted Dead Or Alive Jokes and Puns

Schrodinger's Cat recently went on a crime spree

He's wanted dead and alive

Why was schrodinger's cat in trouble with the law?

I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive.

A priest in church wanted to demonstrate the dangers of alcohol.

He took out a live worm, dipped it in a glass of water and pulled it out alive. 'See? The worm is alive and well'. He now dips the worm in a glass of whisky and pulls out the worm. He screams at the congregation 'look at this worm. It's dead now. What does that tell you? The drunk at the back says: if you drink whisky you won't get worms.

I saw a sign today about lost cat

Missing cat: Wanted dead and alive

If found return to Schrodinger

I saw a wanted sign today

It read;

Wanted dead and alive,

Schrodinger's Catο»Ώ


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the wanted dead or alive full jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working wanted dead or alive face piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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