The Best 6 Wanks Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Wanks jokes. There are some wanks fucks jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these wanks roofie puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Wanks Jokes and Puns

A guy wanks into a bar.

He sees two stunningly beautiful blondes and says,

"Hey, barman, two beers for the ladies."

One of the ladies turns to the guy and asks.

"I think you're wasting your time, sir. We're lesbians."

"What's that?" asks the guy.

"It means we only like to have sex with women" the girl responds.

To which the guy retorts: "Hey barman, three beers for us lesbians."

A man wanks into a bar...

...and the bartender says
"We don't serve your typo here"

A guy wanks into a bra

..damn, autocorrect knows me too well.

My wife got diagnosed with Alzeihmers and Parkinsons last week.

I've been getting 8 wanks a day.

My friend said if I watch Schindler's List I would need a whole box of tissues.

He lied only had two wanks during it.

A typo wanks into a bar.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the wanks masturbate jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working wanks bristol piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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