The Best 5 Wank Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Wank jokes. There are some wank dick jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these wank perk puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Wank Jokes and Puns

I wanked over a blind girl yesterday.

She never saw me coming.

I know they say that looks aren't everything...

But have you ever tried wanking to personality?

They say wanking with a dead arm is the best

But apparently I ruined that funeral

Does wanking while stoned make you a weed whacker?

well??

What's the wankers favorite martial art?

Youjizztsu.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the wank mba jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working wank babysitting piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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