The Best 18 Wang Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Wang jokes. There are some wang chu jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these wang tang puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Wang Jokes and Puns

Letter Z getting removed Joke

After carefully considering and debating the matter for over two years, the Engwish Wanguage Centwaw Commission (EWCC) came to the concwusion that the letter Z should be remowed from the Engwish alphabet.

zero becomes xero
zoo is now xoo

visualize becomes visualise
analyze becomes analyse

zodiac is now xodiac

What do you call 2 people with identical penises?

Doppelwangers

M R Ducks

Person 1: M R Ducks.
Person 2: M R Not.
Person 1: O S A R. C M Wangs?
Person 2: L I B. M R Ducks!

My grandmother told me this when I was 5ish. Don't know why it cracks me up.

(Q)...... What happened to the Chinese guy who left his wife?

(A)...... He went back to Wangking.

Why is there so much "twang" in Country music?

It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.


What would /u/doubledickdude's band be called?

The Tu-Wang Clan

I recently went to a gym in Chinatown. When I walked into the mens' changing room...

...there were Wangs everywhere!

M R Ducks joke

M R Ducks
Person 1: M R Ducks.
Person 2: M R Not.
Person 1: O S A R. C M Wangs?
Person 2: L I B. M R Ducks!

Two rednecks are duck hunting

1: M R Ducks
2: A R Not
1: O S A R, C M E T B T Wangs?
2: L I B, M R Ducks!

Whar would Samuel Langhorne Clemens' alias be if he wrote country music?

Mark *Twang*

Jack Ma got married but had to hyphenate his wife's last name

Jack Ma-Wang

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What did Iron-Man say when Spider-Man came out as gay?

"Huh, I didn't think you swang that way"

Off to France tomorrow

....for the world ruler twanging on the edge of the desk competition.

...In the Dordogne

I'm FloppyWang and I'm here to say...

For some reason, I never could get into the male emo bands of the 00s.

I'm guessing it's because there was just too much wangst.

What do you call an Asian cowboy?

John Wang.^ill^show^myself^out

Rabbi's wang-bang

The Rabbi and his wife were expecting a baby. The Rabbi went to the congregation and asked for a raise. After much consideration and discussion, they passed a rule that when the Rabbi's family expanded, so would his paycheck.

After five or six children, this started to get expensive. The congregation decided to hold a meeting again to discuss the Rabbi's pay situation. You can imagine there was much yelling and bickering.

Finally, the Rabbi got up and spoke to the congregation, "Having children is an act of God!"

In the back of the room, a little old man with a full beard stood up and in his frail voice said, "Point of information - snow and rain are also 'acts of God,' but when we get too much we wear rubbers!"

I want to China town today

I saw a lot of wangs.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the wang chink jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working wang wong piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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