Wan Jokes
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Funniest Wan Short Jokes
Short wan jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wan humour may include short obi wan jokes also.
- If Ani is short for Anakin and Obi is short for Obi-Wan, what is Luke short for? A stormtrooper.
- Darth Vader: Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas. Luke: How?
Darth Vader: I felt your presents. - What advice did Obi-Wan give Luke when Luke's marriage was falling apart? Use divorce, Luke
- If Ani is short for Anakin, Obi is short for Obi-Wan, then what is Yoda short for? He is short, for having small legs.
- Why was Obi Wan Kenobi fired from his job as a marriage guidance counsellor? He kept telling people to "use divorce"
- Joke For Darth What is the difference between the first fight between Vader and Kenobi and the second?
Obi-wan then Obi lost. - Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant Ten minutes into the meal, Luke's still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, *Use the fork, Luke.*
- Disney reveals that the upcoming "Kenobi" series will be streamed exclusively in Flash player It will be titled Adobe Wan Kenobi
- What did Obi-wan say to Luke when he saw him struggling with the chopsticks? Use the fork, Luke.
- I called a Chinese restaurant, the man replied " Hello, I am Wan King the chef."
I replied "It's OK, I'll call you later."
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Wan One Liners
Which wan one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wan? I can suggest the ones about revolver and network.
- Why didn't Leia email Obi-Wan the Death-Star plan? The Jedi Code forbids attachments.
- Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files? Adobe Wan Kenobi
- What does a Jedi use to open files? Adobe-wan Kenobi
- What do you call an Italian Jedi? Obi Wan Cannoli.
Don't worry, I'll see myself out. - "Update the force, Luke" Adobe Wan Kenobi
- What do you call an Asian man with one leg? Tai-Wan-Shu
- What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tai Wan Shu
- Can Obi-Wan obi? Yes, Obi-Wan Kenobi.
- How many obi's does it take to kenobi? Only wan.
- What do you call a Jedi Italian pastry chef? Obi Wan Cannoli
- How much does the Great Wall of China weigh? Wan-ton
Sorry - What advice did Obi-Wan give Luke as his marriage was going downhill? Use divorce, Luke
- Which Jedi can save PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi
- What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at dinner? Use the forks, Luke.
- I wan't close to my dad when he died. Which was lucky, because he stepped on a land mine.
Obi Wan Jokes
Here is a list of funny obi wan jokes and even better obi wan puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- It's my cakeday, so figured I'd tell this joke (game grumps told this joke) What is a Jedi's Favourite Italian dessert...
OBI WAN CANOLI - Why is Obi-wan Kenobi a terrible marriage counselor? The only advice he gives is Use di-
vorce - What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say when he heard Anakin had joined the dark side? (shrugs)
"Well, Sith happens" - For the Star Wars Lovers Obi-Wan: Why did the movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3, 7, 8, 9?
Yoda: In charge of scheduling, I was. - Yoda and Obi-Wan Yoda and Obi-Wan are flying through space in their ship.
Obi-Wan asks, "Are you sure we're going in the right direction?"
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Yoda answers, "Off course, we are." - What was Obi-Wan Kenobi's favorite place to hang out? The Maul.
- Disney isn't making a second season of Obi-Wan Kenobi Because there Kenobi-Wan.
- What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the body builder in his pharmacy? These are not the 'roids you are looking for.
- What car does Obi-Wan drive? A Highlander
- Why was Luke Skywalker called the last Jedi ? Because he was the Obi Wan left
Obi Wan Kenobi Jokes
Here is a list of funny obi wan kenobi jokes and even better obi wan kenobi puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say at a restaurant? Use the fork, Luke
- What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's favourite type of BBQ sauce? A bold one.
- Obi-Wan Kenobi walks into a bakery I'll take 2 of these he says.
The baker replies, There's only one cannoli. - Lord Vader, do you know the difference between your 1st and 2nd fight w/ Kenobi? Obi-Wan, then Obi lost.
Please don't kill me. - What did Obi Wan Kenobi say to Luke when he saw him trying to eat steal with a spoon? Use the Fork Luke. The Fork
- How many treats can Obi Wan Kenobi eat? Only one cannoli
- What did Obi Wan Kenobi say when he purchased his first Spanish-made garden ornament? That's gnome un.
- Yo mama so fat Obi Wan Kenobi looks at her and proclaims "that's no moon, it's a space station"
- Obi-Wan had a son named Ken Ken Obi-wan Kenobi
- Obi Wan Kenobi was named after his gynocologist uncle Obi GYN
Playful Wan Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What funny jokes about wan you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean traveller jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wan pranks.
Why did Obi Wan Kenobi fertilize his lawn with m**...?
He wanted the high ground.
I met a local girl when I was in Shanghai, I asked her if she could e**... me
for a city tour and asked for her mobile number, so I could call her.
She got excited and said: "s**... s**... s**..., wan free s**... for tonight"
Wow, I'm guessing this is how Chinese women express their hospitality!
But then, My friend interpreted for me & told me what she really said : 666136429.
Luke Skywalker and Obi Wan are out at a Chinese restaurant and Luke is really battling trying to use the chopsticks to feed his face.
After a while Obi Wan turns to him and says "use the forks luke".
Why does Obi Wan Kenobi smoke w**...?
Cause he is on the high ground
What is Obi Wan Kenobi's least favourite drink?
Absolute v**...!
A Nigerian man.
*A Nigerian man fainted outside Mr. Biggs (an eatery). Soon a crowd gathered around him and someone suggested, Give him some water, it will help. Hearing this, the man opened one eye and said, Commot from here, if na water I wan drink, I for go faint for water board… (Translation: Get lost! If I needed water, I would faint in front of a water facility)
What did the Chinese mathematician name his boys?
Sun Wan and Sun Tzu
Why did the Jedi let a Korean into the order?
Because he was the Choson Wan
How many Star Wars characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just Obi Wan
What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?
Use the forks Luke.
What's the program jedi use to read pdf files?
Adobe wan kenobi
A plane hits a flock of ducks and begins to fall out the sky.
The people on the plane start screaming in horror in their final moments. This one beautiful wan suddenly stands up, tears open her shirt and says "I can die like this. Who's man enough to make me feel like a woman one last time."
A man stands up a few rows back. Pops his button up shirt off and holds it out for the woman. "Here. Iron this"
Which Star Wars character would always sneak off set for a cheeky m**... session?
Obi Wan Kernobi.
So, Anakin thought Padme was cheating with Obi Wan.
It seems he found her lack of faithfulness disturbing
What did yoda say to oni wan, Luke, and ray?
You guys down for a forcesome?
Obi wan and Anakin had a fight
Obi wan.
Coz Anakin was panakin'
Yo mama so fat
Obi wan told her : "You have the high ground"
Luke asks Obi Wan about s**...
Obi wan: and that's how you can truly pleasure a woman Luke.
Luke: Life changing. Can I use the force?
Obi Wan: No Luke, that's r**....
