Walter White Jokes

Funniest Walter White Short Jokes

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1. Walter White decided to buy a pizza for his son Walter: Hey son I bought you a pizza so you can share it with your friends.
   Flynn: Thanks dad, how much do I owe you?
   Walter: It's on the house.
2. What does Mike Tyson, after he's finished baking, have in common with Walter White? A methy kitchen.
3. Why was Walter able to commit so much crime for so long on Breaking Bad without getting caught? White privilege.
4. What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup? Heinz-enburg.
5. What does Walter White say when leaving his computer? Save my game.
6. How did Walter White c**... the car? Because he was Braking Bad
7. What do you get when you mix water and m**... together? Wa(l)-ter White.

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Walter White One Liners

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1. Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza? Because it was on the house.
2. What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White? Shaking Bad.
3. Why did Walter White go to the auto repair shop? Because he was Braking Bad.
4. What is Walter White's favourite band? Well it's not Saving Jane, that's for sure.
5. what did Walter White say when delivering a pizza it's on the house
6. Why did Walter White fail his driving test? Because he was braking bad.
7. what do you call a pepper sprayed Walter White? Eyesinburn
8. Why does Walter get to keep more of the drug money than Jessie? White privilege
9. What do you call it when Walter White rear-ends the car in front of him? Braking Bad
10. What did Walter White teach? Advanced methematics.
11. What's Walter White's favourite christmas song? Blue Christmas
12. walter white confirmed the breaking bad film heisenberg is no more uncertain about it
13. What would Walter White name his daughter? Crystal
14. What is Walter White's star sign? Cancer.
15. Why did Walter get shot in the hood? Because he was Walter White

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