Walt Jokes
42 walt jokes and hilarious walt puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about walt that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Take a trip to the happiest place on Earth with the Walt Disney family! Read Walt Jokes, a collection of witty and humorous stories between Walt Disney, Steve, Marge and Lenny. Take a few minutes to laugh and lighten your day!
Quick Jump To
Funniest Walt Short Jokes
Short walt jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The walt humour may include short marge jokes also.
- Why did Walt Disney fire Snow White? 'Cause she kept sitting on Pinocchios' face singing 'tell me lies, tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies'.
*Joke's from my Dad and his friend* - A Canadian version of Breaking Bad is in the works It'll be one episode long. Walt is diagnosed with cancer and receives treatment.
- The Haunted mansion opened three years after Walt Disney died. It's what Walt would have haunted
- English version of Breaking bad in progress It will last one season with only one episode where Walt will be diagnosed with Cancer but will get treated by NHS and wil end up living on benefits.
- I went to see Walt Disney on ice It was a bit disappointing, just an old bloke in a freezer.
- If I could bring one dead person back to life I'd bring back Walt Disney.
Just to show him the shows on Disney channel and see his reaction... - In a recent interview about the state of the Disney empire... ... Walt Disney responded with no comment.
- Why didn't Keith Richards succeed in gathering Kate Moss and Walt Mossberg for his charity? A rolling stone...
- [Scots with translation] What's the difference between Patsy Kensit and Walt Disney? Patsy kens it and Walt disnae
---
Patsy knows it and Walt doesn't - Kanye West compared himself to Michelangelo, Picasso, Walt Disney and Steve Jobs.
Apparently none of them could sing, either.
Share These Walt Jokes With Friends
Walt One Liners
Which walt one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with walt? I can suggest the ones about walt disney and mickey.
- [Scottish]What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney? Bing sings, and Walt disnae.
- What is a drill's favorite dance? The Twist, but they also like de walts on occasion
- So which knee is hurting Walt? Walt: Disney .
- Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic? He wanted to get his Car tuned
- Why did Walt and Skyler get divorced? There was no chemistry.
- Ok I have a Scottish joke: Sam Wanamaker, Immanuel Kant. Sammy Cahn… … but Walt Disney.
- What is Walt Jr.'s favorite movie? The Breakfast Club.
- It's Walt Disney's birthday today I wonder what his ice age is...
- What made Walt turn into Heisenberg? It was his Walter ego
- How do you access the task manager on a Disney-brand PC? You press "Ctrl+Walt+Delete"
- What did Walt Disney have to say about "OK"? "It's a small word after all"
- What's Walt Disney's favorite Disney movie? Frozen
- Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
Walt Disney Jokes
Here is a list of funny walt disney jokes and even better walt disney puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What did Walt Disney say to his friend when he tripped? Man, I really think I hurt dis-ney
- How did Walt Disney get women to have s**... with him ? He promised he'd give them a Disney package
Laughter Walt Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity
What funny jokes about walt you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hank jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make walt pranks.
Walter White decided to buy a pizza for his son
Walter: Hey son I bought you a pizza so you can share it with your friends.
Flynn: Thanks dad, how much do I owe you?
Walter: It's on the house.
Walter.
I was in the park the other day and saw a guy practising his athletic trials, with a long metal stick for the Olympics. I asked if he was a pole vaulter, and he replied "Nein, I'm German. How did you know my name was Walter?"
Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?
Because it was on the house.
Walt Disney notices a sharp pain in his knee.
He starts rubbing it, icing it, elevating it on a pillow. But over the following days it only grows worse. He visits his doctor and reports this pain.
Which knee is hurting you, Walt?
The famous film producer points to his left knee.
Disney.
Walter Jr. had to use both feet to operate the pedals.
He was braking bad.
A lot of people believe Walt Disney is cryogenically frozen in the basement of CalArts.
# I personally love this conspiracy theory because it's a wonderful example of suspended animation.
Credit to the greatest animation professor of all time, Mr. Theo Artz of Drexel University.
Why did Walter White go to the auto repair shop?
Because he was Braking Bad.
How did Walter White c**... the car?
Because he was Braking Bad
What is Walter White's favourite band?
Well it's not Saving Jane, that's for sure.
what did Walter White say when delivering a pizza
it's on the house
Why did Walter White fail his driving test?
Because he was braking bad.
Why does Walter get to keep more of the drug money than Jessie?
White privilege
Why was Walter able to commit so much crime for so long on Breaking Bad without getting caught?
White privilege.
What did Walter White teach?
Advanced methematics.
Walter P. Piquet Jr...
You're a real son of a gun!
Walter struggled with stopping his car in driving school...
You might say he was breaking bad.
