Walt Disney Jokes
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Funniest Walt Disney Short Jokes
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- Why did Walt Disney fire Snow White? 'Cause she kept sitting on Pinocchios' face singing 'tell me lies, tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies'.
*Joke's from my Dad and his friend* - The Haunted mansion opened three years after Walt Disney died. It's what Walt would have haunted
- I went to see Walt Disney on ice It was a bit disappointing, just an old bloke in a freezer.
- If I could bring one dead person back to life I'd bring back Walt Disney.
Just to show him the shows on Disney channel and see his reaction... - In a recent interview about the state of the Disney empire... ... Walt Disney responded with no comment.
- [Scots with translation] What's the difference between Patsy Kensit and Walt Disney? Patsy kens it and Walt disnae
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Patsy knows it and Walt doesn't - Kanye West compared himself to Michelangelo, Picasso, Walt Disney and Steve Jobs.
Apparently none of them could sing, either. - What did Walt Disney say to his friend when he tripped? Man, I really think I hurt dis-ney
- How did Walt Disney get women to have s**... with him ? He promised he'd give them a Disney package
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Walt Disney One Liners
Which walt disney one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with walt disney? I can suggest the ones about disney land and disney movie.
- [Scottish]What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney? Bing sings, and Walt disnae.
- So which knee is hurting Walt? Walt: Disney .
- Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic? He wanted to get his Car tuned
- Ok I have a Scottish joke: Sam Wanamaker, Immanuel Kant. Sammy Cahn… … but Walt Disney.
- It's Walt Disney's birthday today I wonder what his ice age is...
- How do you access the task manager on a Disney-brand PC? You press "Ctrl+Walt+Delete"
- What did Walt Disney have to say about "OK"? "It's a small word after all"
- What's Walt Disney's favorite Disney movie? Frozen
- Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
Howlingly Hilarious Walt Disney Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening
What funny jokes about walt disney you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean disney character jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make walt disney pranks.
Walt Disney notices a sharp pain in his knee.
He starts rubbing it, icing it, elevating it on a pillow. But over the following days it only grows worse. He visits his doctor and reports this pain.
Which knee is hurting you, Walt?
The famous film producer points to his left knee.
Disney.
A lot of people believe Walt Disney is cryogenically frozen in the basement of CalArts.
# I personally love this conspiracy theory because it's a wonderful example of suspended animation.
Credit to the greatest animation professor of all time, Mr. Theo Artz of Drexel University.
today i learned that watching fantasia s**... is a terrible idea
im so high that i just watched the rise and fall of the dinosaurs and cried bitter tears during the cretaceous extinction which i didn't even know had a name until i decided to learn everything about dinosaurs THANKS WALT DISNEY