The Best 9 Walruses Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Walruses jokes. There are some walruses mammals jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these walruses seals puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Walruses Jokes and Puns

How are lesbians and walruses different?

One has a mustache and smells like fish and the other one is a walrus.

Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?

They're always looking for a tight seal.

Why do walruses just love a Tupperware party?

They're always on the lookout for a tight seal.

A walruses car broke down.

While waiting for the mechanic to troubleshoot the problem he decided to walk to the ice cream parlor. He ordered a vanilla ice cream cone and ate it while walking back to the car shop. As he finished the last bite he realized he forgot to grab a napkin. As he desperately tried to clean his very sticky face and hands the mechanic step out of the garage. Looks like you blew a seal the mechanic said. No the walrus replied it's just ice cream .

My Dad told me this one tonight

What do tupperware and walruses have in common? They both like a tight seal


2 walruses walk into a bar..

the first walrus is swearing and acting extremly obnoxious, the second walrus turns to him and says "tusk tusk"

Gotta love dad jokes

Why do walruses like Tupperware?

because they're always looking for a tight seel

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches.

Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

What's a Walruses favourite movie?

From Tusk till dawn.

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