Walrus Jokes
64 walrus jokes and hilarious walrus puns to laugh out loud. Read animal jokes about walrus that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Walrus Short Jokes
Short walrus jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The walrus humour may include short whale jokes also.
- My wife is so ugly... she walked past the walrus enclosure at Sea World, and her iPhone X unlocked itself.
- Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party? Because he was looking for a tight seal. ;)
- Why did the Walrus go to the Tupperware party? He heard there was gonna be some tight seals there!
- Why do walruses just love a Tupperware party? They're always on the lookout for a tight seal.
- I found bottles of 'Walrus oil' during my woodworking class... I asked if they meant Walnut... to which they said: "no, walrus oil gives the best seal!".
- What's the difference between an egg and a walrus? An egg doesn't fight back when you're hungry.
- How does a walrus present other options? Or, or, or!
- What's a walrus favorite part of a house? The walls!!
- My Dad told me this one tonight What do tupperware and walruses have in common? They both like a tight seal
- What do call a Scottish walrus? William Walrus.
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Walrus One Liners
Which walrus one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with walrus? I can suggest the ones about killer whale and blue whale.
- How is a walrus like Tupperware? They're both looking for a tight seal.
- Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party? He wanted to find a tight seal.
- What do a walrus and a ziploc bag have in common? They both like a tight seal.
- How do you kill a walrus? Tell him there's something on its chest
- Why did the Walrus go to the Tupperware store? Because he wanted a tight seal.
- What was the Walrus doing in the Tupperware store? Looking for the tight seal
- What do you call a samoan Mermaid? A walrus.
- Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party? He was looking for a tight seal.
- Why did the penguin break up with the walrus? Because they were polar opposites.
- What do a Walrus a Tupperware have in common? They're both looking for a tight seal
- Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties? They're always looking for a tight seal.
- What do a piece of tuperware and a walrus have in common? They both like a tight seal.
- Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware store? So that he can find the tightest seal.
- Why did the walrus lick the envelope? Because he was looking for a good seal.
- How are a tupperware container and a walrus alike? They both like a tight seal.
Quirky and Hilarious Walrus Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
What funny jokes about walrus you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean two whales jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make walrus pranks.
[OC]What do you call a shrunken walrus?
A smallrus.
What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy?
A nice tight seal
What does a Walrus and Tupperware have in common?
They both enjoy a tight Seal.
What's a Walruses favourite movie?
From Tusk till dawn.
What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?
I think we should sea otter people.
Guy goes to a movie theater to see "The Hobbit." A walrus sits down next to him.
"Excuse me, but are you... a walrus?" asks the man.
"Yes."
"What are you doing at the movies?"
Walrus: "Well, I liked the book."
What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?
*What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?
.. They both like a tight seal
*What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock?
.. A lemon shaped rock
*What is brown and sticky?
..A brown stick
A penguin's car breaks down
He pulls over to a shop owned by a walrus who tells him he'll look at it. The Penguin takes a stroll and buys a vanilla treat.
The Penguin gets back and the Walrus say
"Looks like you've blown a seal"
The Penguin wipes his chin and says..
"No, No, it's just ice cream."
How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?
Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches.
Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.
I've named my daughter after one of the Beatles songs..
I've named my daughter after one of the Beatles songs..
'Eleanor?'
No, I am the Walrus.
2 walruses walk into a bar..
the first walrus is swearing and acting extremly obnoxious, the second walrus turns to him and says "tusk tusk"
Gotta love dad jokes
Walrus l**... pepper.
(Just made this up a little inebriated so be kind.)
Person 1: Whoa! Is that a walrus l**... salt?
Person 2: Na,Cl
Your mom is so ugly...
she was walking through the Aquarium and a Walrus unlocked her iPhone X.
What's the difference between a fisherman and a walrus?
One has an ugly bewhiskered face and smells like fish and the other one is a walrus
How do you make a walrus commit s**...?
Point at its chest and say 'What's that?'
What's the difference between a blonde and a walrus?
One has whiskers and fishy flaps, and the other is a walrus.
What do a plumber and a walrus have in common?
They both love a tight seal.
What do a p**... and a Walrus have in common?
They both regularly lay on their *beaches*.
What does a walrus do after s**...?
He walnuts
what's the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus...
one has a moustache and smells like fish, and the other is a walrus
Why do walruses like Tupperware?
because they're always looking for a tight seel
How are l**... and walruses different?
One has a mustache and smells like fish and the other one is a walrus.
What's the difference between your mom & a Walrus?
One has a mustache, and smells like fish.
The other one is a Walrus.
A walruses car broke down.
While waiting for the mechanic to troubleshoot the problem he decided to walk to the ice cream parlor. He ordered a vanilla ice cream cone and ate it while walking back to the car shop. As he finished the last bite he realized he forgot to grab a napkin. As he desperately tried to clean his very sticky face and hands the mechanic step out of the garage. Looks like you blew a seal the mechanic said. No the walrus replied it's just ice cream .
Did you hear about Walmart's new business model?
Walmart bought the rights to Toys-R-Us and is merging with it. They are changing the mascot from a giraffe to a sea mammal, though.
They're gonna call it, Wal-R-Us.
