The Best 54 Walrus Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Walrus jokes. There are some walrus mechanic jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these walrus seals puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Walrus Jokes and Puns

What do a walrus and a ziploc bag have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

Why did the Walrus go to the Tupperware store?

Because he wanted a tight seal.

How do you kill a walrus?

Tell him there's something on its chest

Walrus joke, How do you kill a walrus?

What was the Walrus doing in the Tupperware store?

Looking for the tight seal

What do you call a Samoan Mermaid?

A walrus.


[OC]What do you call a shrunken walrus?

A smallrus.

Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.

Walrus joke, Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

What do a piece of tuperware and a walrus have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy?

A nice tight seal

What does a Walrus and Tupperware have in common?

They both enjoy a tight Seal.

What's a Walruses favourite movie?

From Tusk till dawn.

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What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

Guy goes to a movie theater to see "The Hobbit." A walrus sits down next to him.

"Excuse me, but are you... a walrus?" asks the man.

"Yes."

"What are you doing at the movies?"

Walrus: "Well, I liked the book."

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Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware store?
He wanted to find a tight seal!

Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party?

Because he was looking for a tight seal. ;)

A penguin's car breaks down

He pulls over to a shop owned by a walrus who tells him he'll look at it. The Penguin takes a stroll and buys a vanilla treat.

The Penguin gets back and the Walrus say

"Looks like you've blown a seal"

The Penguin wipes his chin and says..

"No, No, it's just ice cream."

Walrus joke, A penguin's car breaks down

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches.

Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

I've named my daughter after one of the Beatles songs..

I've named my daughter after one of the Beatles songs..

'Eleanor?'

No, I am the Walrus.

2 walruses walk into a bar..

the first walrus is swearing and acting extremly obnoxious, the second walrus turns to him and says "tusk tusk"

Gotta love dad jokes


How are a tupperware container and a walrus alike?

They both like a tight seal.

[NSFW] Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

Why do walruses just love a Tupperware party?

They're always on the lookout for a tight seal.

Walrus licking pepper.

(Just made this up a little inebriated so be kind.)
Person 1: Whoa! Is that a walrus licking salt?
Person 2: Na,Cl

What do you call it when a walrus eats 1000 clams?

A calamity.

A walrus goes to the mechanic

The mechanic says "it looks like you blew a seal"
The walrus wipes his mouth and says "sorry, it's just ice cream"

Why did the penguin break up with the walrus?

Because they were polar opposites.

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Did you hear about the walrus who went to the tupperware party?
He was looking for a tight seal.

*not mine*

How is a walrus like Tupperware?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

My wife is so ugly...

she walked past the walrus enclosure at Sea World, and her iPhone X unlocked itself.

Your mom is so ugly...

she was walking through the Aquarium and a Walrus unlocked her iPhone X.

What's the difference between a fisherman and a walrus?

One has an ugly bewhiskered face and smells like fish and the other one is a walrus

How do you make a walrus commit suicide?

Point at its chest and say 'What's that?'

What's the difference between a blonde and a walrus?

One has whiskers and fishy flaps, and the other is a walrus.

What do a plumber and a walrus have in common?

They both love a tight seal.

What do a Pimp and a Walrus have in common?

They both regularly lay on their *beaches*.

Why did the walrus lick the envelope?

Because he was looking for a good seal.

What does a walrus do after sex?

He walnuts

what's the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus...

one has a moustache and smells like fish, and the other is a walrus

Why do walruses like Tupperware?

because they're always looking for a tight seel

What's a walrus favorite part of a house?

The walls!!

What do a walrus and tupperware have in common? NSFW

A tight seal

What do a walrus and tupperware both enjoy? NSFW

A tight seal

How are lesbians and walruses different?

One has a mustache and smells like fish and the other one is a walrus.

Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware store?

So that he can find the tightest seal.

My friend told me there was a bad seal on the International Space Station but what I heard it was

A walrus leaking

Why did the Walrus go to the Tupperware party?

He heard there was gonna be some tight seals there!

What's the difference between your mom & a Walrus?

One has a mustache, and smells like fish.

The other one is a Walrus.

What do a Walrus a Tupperware have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal

Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?

They're always looking for a tight seal.

I found bottles of 'Walrus oil' during my woodworking class...

I asked if they meant Walnut... to which they said: "no, walrus oil gives the best seal!".

A walruses car broke down.

While waiting for the mechanic to troubleshoot the problem he decided to walk to the ice cream parlor. He ordered a vanilla ice cream cone and ate it while walking back to the car shop. As he finished the last bite he realized he forgot to grab a napkin. As he desperately tried to clean his very sticky face and hands the mechanic step out of the garage. Looks like you blew a seal the mechanic said. No the walrus replied it's just ice cream .

Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party?

He was looking for a tight seal.

What do call a Scottish walrus?

William Walrus.

What's the difference between an egg and a walrus?

An egg doesn't fight back when you're hungry.

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