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Funniest Walmart Target Short Jokes

Short walmart target jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The walmart target humour may include short target store jokes also.

  1. Why is there no walmarts in the middle east? Because there are targets on every single corner.
  2. Why are there no Walmarts in Syria? Because there is a target on every corner.
    Guys, this syriaous.
  3. Wal-Mart Why are there no Wal-Marts in the middle east?
    A: Because there are too many Targets
  4. If the NRA had its way, there would be no more Walmart stores... ...but there'd be Targets everywhere.
  5. You know how stores move stuff around? Target and Kroger do it for strategy but Walmart does it to keep you in there.
  6. I tried telling higher value jokes in Walmart but nobody was laughing. I guess it wasn't my Target Audience.
  7. Are there any Wal-Marts in Syria or only Targets? Asking for a friend... Well?
  8. Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
  9. Yo mama so fat when she went to Walmart, she tripped on Walgreens, and landed right on target
  10. So Prez. Trump asks John Bolton..... Trump asks John Bolton after looking over files on N. Korea: How many Walmarts are there in North S***hole?
    Bolton: No Walmarts, sir, only Targets.

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Walmart Target One Liners

Which walmart target one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with walmart target? I can suggest the ones about wal mart and walmart cashier.

  1. Did you know there are no Walmarts in Syria? ...only Targets
  2. Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart? ...because its not a Target.
  3. did you know that ukraine has no Walmarts? only targets.
  4. Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq? Because they're all Targets.
  5. Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan? Because there's a target on every corner.
  6. Why are there no Wal-Marts in Ukraine? Because they're all Targets.
  7. Why is there no Walmarts in Afghanistan? Too many Targets
  8. Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq? They're all targets!
  9. Why are there no Walmarts in the Middle East? Because there are to many targets
  10. Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart? They prefer a Target.
  11. Why are there no Walmarts in Afghanistan? Cos there is a target on every corner
  12. Do you know why there are no Wal-Marts in Iraq? They're all Targets.
  13. Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq? ....because there is a target in every corner.
  14. Ever wonder why North Korea doesn't have any Walmarts? They only have Targets there.
  15. There are no Wal-Marts in Syria Only Targets

Walmart Target Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about walmart target you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean target jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make walmart target pranks.

A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what her dad had once told her: "If you ever get stuck in a snow storm, wait for a snow plow and follow it." Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it.

She followed the plow for about forty five minutes. Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in the snow, to follow a plow.
The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Walmart parking lot, now you can follow me over to Target."