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Walmart Employee Jokes

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What do you call an essential Walmart employee?

A Walmartyr.

If WalMart built a store on Mars, what would you call the employees?

WalMartians

A new employee on his first day working at Walmart.

A new employee is being trained on the first day of his job. His supervisor explains to him how to do his job.
The trick is to lead customers to products based on what they want. Let me demonstrate.
A customer approaches and explains that he needs something for his garden, and the trainer recommends him a lawnmower.
See? Just like that. Now you give it a try!
Another customer approached the new employee. The customer explains how his girlfriend is on her period, and the new employee recommends him a lawnmower.
Why would I need a lawnmower? The customer asks.
Well, it's not like you're gonna get laid, so you might as well mow the lawn.

I asked a Walmart employee about the three yard rule...

...he just smiled and said "hi!'.


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