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Walmart Cashier Jokes

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Funniest Walmart Cashier Short Jokes

Short walmart cashier jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The walmart cashier humour may include short grocery store cashier jokes also.

  1. When checking out at Walmart I always pick the sexiest cashier... I always end up at self checkout.
  2. Did you see that Walmart will be closing about 500 stores by the end of the year...? It's going to put about 12 cashiers out of work.
  3. Yo mama's teeth are so bad That when she smiled to the cashier at walmart, the barcode scanner picked it up as a set of saucepans
  4. I was buying bacon and condoms at Walmart with my wife The cashier gave us a funny look. My wife says, We just wanna be safe when we pork.
  5. Walmart will be closed for Christmas so that both cashiers can spend time with their families.
  6. My wife came home from Walmart complaining about the cashier being a royal b**.... I asked her if she was at the self checkout and that Mr Officer is how I got the black eye
  7. Did you hear about the man that s**... assaulted a Wal-Mart cashier? He is a register 6 offender.

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Walmart Cashier One Liners

Which walmart cashier one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with walmart cashier? I can suggest the ones about cashier and grocery clerk.

  1. Walmart announced the closing of 175 stores in 2018 Putting 12 cashiers out of work
  2. What do you call a fat girl in yoga pants at Walmart? Cashier
  3. WalMart is closing down 269 stores in 2016 Due to this, 17 cashiers will lose their jobs.

Walmart Cashier Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about walmart cashier you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cashier and customer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make walmart cashier pranks.

Milk joke

Walmart on a sunday night. Place is dead, my dad and I are stopping to grab some milk. Just a gallon. Go up to the cashier, she rings us up and we pay for it.
"Would you like a bag for that sir?" She asks us
My dad's swift reply: "No I'll keep it in the container, last time I put it in the bag it spilled everywhere."
First post hope you like it. :)

Whilst in America, my son and I went shopping in Wal-mart. I asked the cashier if they had any Kinder eggs.

"Oh no, sir, we don't sell them in the States - they are a health hazard!"
"Okay," I replied. "I'll just take these two assault rifles then."

My Service Dog

Just left Walmart where a lady asked me what kind of dog i had. I said a GSD service dog. Very rudely she yells what type of service? I said he is a BLD. What's a BLD? She asked as she has her face in my dog's face allowing him to lick her......Now with a straight face I said "He is my b**... l**... dog. I can't find any toilet paper anywhere because of all you hoarding a**... people, so he licks my a**... clean...... The cashier lost it and walked away from the register.