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Short wallpaper with jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wallpaper with humour may include short napkins with jokes also.
- How many men does it take to wallpaper a feminists bedroom. Five if you slice them thinly.
- How do you know a good gynecologist? He can wallpaper the hall, stairs and landing through the letterbox!
- How many men does it take to wallpaper a feminists house? Only one, but you have to slice him REALLY thin!
- If you truly believe that "Colour Doesn't Matter" try arguing with your wife when choosing wallpaper.
- Did you hear about the gynaecologist who got into interior decorating? He could wallpaper a whole house through the keyhole.
- Having pictures of your family as your wallpaper is great. But it gets awkward when you close pornhub and they're the first thing you see.
- One construction worker asks another: - Aren't the walls too thin in this apartment building? - Don't worry about it, there is also wallpaper.
- Yesterday, I saw a Scotsman scraping of his wallpaper. *Was he redecorating?*
No, he was moving. - How many babies does it take to wallpaper a house? That depends on how thinly you can skin them
- A building with n**... caught fire. They were all trapped and shouting for help. I looked around but no one else was there. Being a good citizen I had to save them; which I did. As my wallpaper.
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- How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? 50, if you slice them *very* thinly.
- If you're a necrophiliac... is it called wallpapering the coffin?
- Bought some gary speed wallpaper last night, its amazing! it hung itself!
- Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs?
A: Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them! - Happy birthday amazing cup cake wallpapers,chocolate cake pictures
- What does a mason read in his spare time? The wallpaper
- I wanted to wallpaper my bathroom today. So I went to CVS and bought a pack of gum.
- I switch my wallpaper more than I switch clothes... It's not OCD, it's a slideshowwwww.
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My neighbor visited my house the other day
He said: Isn't your house the same as mine? How many rolls of wallpaper did you buy for your living room when you moved in?
12 I said.
A few days later he came back, pretty p**.... "I just finished, and I have 7 rolls of wallpaper left!"
Yeah, so did I.
\*Heard in Dutch and translated.
A woman rings at neighbour's door. A man opens the door.
Woman: "Hey, I just moved in, and I am just applying wallpaper in the kitchen. I just saw yesterday that you freshly papered you kitchen as well, and I thought you may be able to help me out. How many stacks of paper did you buy to do the job?"
Man:"Well yes, of course! I bought 16 stacks of paper."
The woman thanks the man and goes on to buy 16 stacks of paper. When she was finished with the kitchen she returns to the neighbour.
Woman:" well thanks again for the advice, I am done and the new kitchen looks awesome! I am just wondering, I still have 6 stacks of paper left...?"
Man:"Yeah, me too."
When I sold my house...
The new owner called me up and asked; "How much wallpaper did you buy when you did the living room?". "12 rolls" I answered.
Three days later I got another angry call. "You said you bought 12 rolls of wallpaper, but I only needed 7!". "Funny", I responded, "I had the same thing!"
A guy asks his neighbor in an apartment building:
Mr. Tepper, you live directly above me and you have the same 2-Room apartment as I do. How many rolls of wallpaper did you buy when you moved in?
We got 18 rolls, answers the neighbor.
Two months later the guy news his neighbor again and says, It's really funny - I put the wallpaper on everywhere and I still had 10 rolls left over.
The neighbor smiles and replies, Yeah, so did we.
"I want your face to be the first thing I see in the morning and the last thing I see before falling asleep"
"Oh my God! Are you proposing?"
"What? NO! Just setting your photo as my phone wallpaper. Geez!"
There was a child who was absolutely obsessed with tractors
He had tractor wallpaper, model tractors, pictures of tractors.. everything was about tractors for him.
However, as he grew older his love for tractors faded.
He went to university, married a girl and they had kids.
One day he came home and his house was on fire and his family were trapped inside!
He ran to the front door, took a deep breath and s**... all of the flames into his mouth.
Sobbing, his wife came out with the children and screamed 'HOW ON EARTH DID YOU DO THAT?'
He replied, calmly 'It's easy. I'm an ex-tractor fan.'