Walle Jokes

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So my wife's wallet got stolen 6 months ago...

...and all her credit cards are in it but I haven't reported it to the police yet because the thieves are spending less than she does!!!

So my friend, Rick Astley, asked me for some Pixar movies to watch...

I told him, "You can borrow Toy Story 1, 2, and 3, A Bugs Life, Monsters Inc., Finding Nemo, The Incredibles, Cars 1 and 2, Ratatouille, and Wall*E, but I'm never gonna give you UP!"

If Trump continues his anti climate change campaign and the provocation towards North Korea the only wall we will be building will be...


My wallet is like an onion.

When I open it, it makes me cry.

My wallet is like an onion..

When I open it, I cry.

My wallet was stolen today...

this is the first time I've been sad after losing five pounds.

My wallet is just like an onion

I cry every time I open it.

(Nsfw) Which Pixar character is the worst one to have sex with?

Walle because he nuts and bolts.

When I get a new wallet, the first thing I do is take out any of those little pictures that come with it...

I want to pretend the guy I shanked for it didn't exist, not stare at his family every time I go for some cash.

Wallet lost

A boss announces to his staff: I've lost a wallet with 500 dollars, if you find it, I'm offering a 100 dollars finder's fee!

A voice in the background says: I'm offering 200!

My wallet is like an onion

Every time I look at it, I cry

If I could recommend Mark Zuckerberg two movies they would be..

Wall-E & The Iron Giant. So I can show him that robots are capable of emotions

How is my wallet like the Obama administration?

Not enough change

What is Mongolia's favourite cartoon?


How do wallets disappear?

Black Magic.


It's in your wallet.

My wallet just went through the wash.

I guess you could say I've been laundering money.

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