The Best 8 Wallace Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Wallace jokes. There are some wallace michelangelo jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these wallace george wallace puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Wallace Jokes and Puns

A fantastic joke from local English comedian Tony Wallace

A man rings his gran and asks how her doctor's appointment went.

"He hit on you? No Gran, I'm sure he was just being nice."

A few seconds pause.

"No Gran, he said you had acute angina."

Almost a Knock-Knock joke

In 1967, Joe Wallace, the inventor of the Knock-Knock joke, was awarded a ...No Bell prize.

Bit of a different post here - an author introduces a joke but never reveals the punchline...anyone heard this joke? Or make up your own punchline?

In *Infinite Jest* by David Foster Wallace, at one point there's a line -

"...asking Mario if he knows what you call three Canadians copulating on a snowmobile."

But he doesn't say the punchline. I'm assuming maybe this is a commonish kinda joke? I've tried to think of what the punchline is but can't.

Wallace joke, Bit of a different post here - an author introduces a joke but never reveals the punchline...anyone

Why did they execute William Wallace?

They couldn't let him go Scot free.

David Foster Wallace writes a simple seafood recipe...

1. This is water
2. Consider the lobster


My nude studies class

has a new male model called William Wallace. He is really well endowed. While sketching him I was just in awe of it ! So, I invited him to come home with me last night.



Basically just like his historical namesake, William Wallace was hung, drawn and quartered.

Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.

Wallace joke, Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

What did Christopher Wallace say when he was mistaken for Tupac?

No biggie.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the wallace william jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working wallace attenborough piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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