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Funniest Walking Dead Short Jokes

Short walking dead jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The walking dead humour may include short walking slowly jokes also.

  1. What's got two eyes, but can't see, two wings, but can't fly, and two legs, but can't walk? A dead bird.
  2. What does The Walking Dead, game of thrones and Fast and Furious have in common? All their Walkers are dead
  3. 2 blondes were walking along a beach when one said, "Look! A dead bird!" The other looked up.
  4. A pun walks into a room… A pun walks into a room and kills ten people.
    Pun in, ten dead.
  5. Two blondes were walking in a park ...when one of them said: "Look, a dead bird!" The other one looked up in the sky and asked "where?"
  6. A dead bird A blonde was walking with her father, when her father said "look! It's a dead bird! That's so sad!"
    The blonde then quickly looked up in the sky and said "Where?"
  7. So godzilla walks into a bar... The entire building is destroyed. 23 people are missing and presumed dead.
  8. A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street when the brunette says, Aww… look a dead bird.
    The blonde looks up at the sky and says, Where? …
  9. On The Walking Dead, Glenn said "I will find you." I guess he's gonna keep an eye out for her.
  10. I was walking through the park I saw an old man feeding some birds I thought to myself "I wonder how long he's been dead"

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Walking Dead One Liners

Which walking dead one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with walking dead? I can suggest the ones about zombie apocalypse and zombie.

  1. A pun walks in and kills 10 people... Pun in, ten dead.
  2. A pun walks into a room and kills ten people Pun in, ten dead
  3. a pun walked in, killed 10 people, the news paper headline was.. Pun in, 10 dead.
  4. A pun walks into a bar and kills 10 people. 1 pun in, 10 dead.
  5. What spoils quicker than unrefridgerated meat? The Walking Dead's facebook page.
  6. They are making the next series of Walking Dead in Greece It's a total zombie Acropolis.
  7. A pun joke walks in and kills 10 persons... Pun in, ten dead.
  8. Pun walks into a room with 10 people and kills them all. Pun in, ten dead.
  9. What do you call a running (not walking) dead? A zoombie
  10. So an American college kid walks into a bar... ...12 dead
  11. The Walking Dead Season Finale Check back in six months for the punchline.
  12. It's 1918, a German walks into a BAR ... and he's dead
  13. The new Walking Dead is like leaving milk out the fridge. It's bound to be spoiled.
  14. There's going to be a Fast and Furious cameo on Walking Dead Paul, walker
  15. The Walking Dead Even in the apocalypse black guys end up behind bars!

Walking Dead Dad Jokes

Here is a list of funny walking dead dad jokes and even better walking dead dad puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • So this one time I was walking through the woods when I saw a bear I accidentally played dad instead of playing dead and now he can ride a bike.

Uproarious Walking Dead Jokes to Share with Friends

What funny jokes about walking dead you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dead or alive jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make walking dead pranks.

What do Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, and Spider-Man all have in common?

They're more realistic than The Bachelor.

whats the difference in fast n furious and walking dead?

there's no Walker in Fast and Furious
.......RIP Paul

Did you hear what they're planning for the next episode of 'Glee'?

It's a 'Walking Dead' crossover.

What is Glenn's (The Walking Dead) favorite restaurant? ***SPOILERS***

Popeyes!

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If a man in a wheelchair gets bit by a zombie, would he still be called a walker?

in the wake of the pandemic and failing ratings, AMC's The Walking Dead has changed it's format.

it will now be a reality show shot solely inside America's nursing homes.

**WALKING DEAD SPOILERS**

Make your car look terrible

Falcons return to Atlanta tomorrow

Guess the walking dead will be back sooner than we thought

If the main character of "The Walking Dead " spared every human, would he be called...

... Pacifist Rick ?

What are the differences and similarities of flint michigan and the walking dead universe?

They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.

Someone wrote a poem about the Walking Dead

It wasn't that great, but at least it Rick Grimes

I heard someone in the cast of Walking Dead once thought it'd be a good idea to try smoking m**... underwater.

He called it Coral r**....

In honor of The Walking Dead returning, What do zombie cows crave?

Graaaains! GRAAAAINS!
[Also, I like to think it's zombie cows who are keeping the grass so nicely trimmed in The Walking Dead universe]

Two men on death row are discussing TV shows.

One asks: "So do you prefer Game of Thrones or The Walking Dead"?
The Other Answers: "Oh, I'm a Walking Dead man"

The real heroes in The Walking Dead are the zombies...

They fight grimes and injudith wherever they are found.

Yo Mama: Walking Dead edition

Yo mama so fat... when she walked into Terminus, Gareth said, "We have enough food to last us a year."

Scott Wilson (Hershel) from walking dead has passed away.

Poor guy, but he has had one foot in the grave for a while now.

So Robert Kirkman saved telltale's The walking Dead Final season from being cancelled

Fans will never forget that

Who is best to mind your kid the McCans or rick grimes? One episode of the walking dead and one kid he was with got lost in the woods and another one got shot.

What's a necrophiliacs favourite TV show

The Walking Dead

What does the walking dead and fast and furious have in common?

Net neutrality is coming upon us...

...and yet I smile. (This one's for the Walking Dead fans)

What's the difference between the walking dead intro and the credits?

About 5 minutes nowadays

Fear the Walking Dead

Is so bad they show the episodes 45 seconds at a time.

walking dead zombie

Watch The Walking Dead with someone who's super into it so every time a zombie appears, you can pull the old, Wait, who's this, now?

WALKING DEAD JOKE (Harsh)

I was going to say a compliment about beth but i'm afraid it would go strait to her head.

For Easter I went to.

Netflix to catch up on the Walking Dead.

Girl, you must be the walking dead...

Cause I can't stop watching you.

Did you hear about the zombie who was running everywhere?

He didn't want to be in The Walking Dead.

How to spoil a TV series?

Glenn dies in the walking dead.

What sea creature is regularly featured in The Walking Dead?

CORAL

Why do the walking dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

Whats Paul Walker's favorite TV show?

The Walking Dead.

This week on the walking dead...

Little Kid: Whatcha' doin'?
Carol: Say my name.

What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

(SPOILERS) Guess what show I did NOT want to watch after the latest Walking Dead?

Bob's Burgers

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