The Best 7 Walkietalkies Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Walkietalkies jokes. There are some walkietalkies man jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these walkietalkies cellphone puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Walkietalkies Jokes and Puns

Girl: Come over

Guy: I'm coming over

Girl: We should stop using Walkie-Talkies in bed over

I'm sick and tired of your obsession with walkietalkies, this relationship is over!

This relationship is what? Over.

I bought my wife and I Walkie-Talkies for our anniversary but I can't tell if she likes them.

Wife: "We don't need Walkie-Talkies, this marriage is over."

Me: "This marriage is what? Over."

A Conversation over Walkie-Talkies

Her: This relationship is over!
Me: This relationship is what? Over.

Girlfriend: Why do we need walkie-talkies? Our relationship is over.

Boyfriend: Our relationship is what? Over.


I don't understand all the fuss about getting rid of guns in America. Just do what Steven Speilberg did.

Replace all the guns with walkie-talkies. Not that hard!

If the man who made walkie-talkies named a few other objects:

Laxitives: passy-gassy
Loofah: cleanie-beanie
Ocean wave: wooshy-splooshy
Socks: heaty-feeties
Musical: singy-thingy

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the walkietalkies megaphone jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working walkietalkies wave piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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