Walkie Jokes

Funniest Walkie Short Jokes

Short walkie jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The walkie humour may include short talkie jokes also.

1. Girl: "Come over" Guy: "I'm coming over"
   Girl: "We should stop using walkie talkies in bed, over."
   
2. Girl: Come over Guy: I'm coming over
   Girl: We should stop using Walkie-Talkies in bed over
3. Guy: I'm hungover Girl: Stop flirting with me on the walkie talkies, someone's gonna hear us. Over.
4. So I bought myself and my girlfriend walkie talkies Gf: You're too childish, this isn't working and it's over
   
   Me: Sorry, this isn't working and it's what? Over
5. I broke up with my girlfriend via walkie talkie She didn't get it, no matter how many times I said it was over.
6. What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.
7. Girl: Come over Boy: I am, although we really don't need to be using walkie talkies, over.
8. I bought my wife and I Walkie-Talkies for our anniversary but I can't tell if she likes them. Wife: "We don't need Walkie-Talkies, this marriage is over."
   Me: "This marriage is what? Over."
9. A couple are talking Her: Come over. Him: I'm coming over. Her: We should really stop using walkie talkies in bed, over.
10. "Jack, you spend too much time on your walkie talkie, this relationship is over!" "This relationship is what? Over."

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Walkie One Liners

Which walkie one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with walkie? I can suggest the ones about walkie talkie and present.

1. What do you call a cross between a centipede and a parrot A walkie-talkie
2. What would you get if you crossed a parrot with a centipede? A Walkie-talkie.
3. A walkie talkie invited a lump of coal to dinner and a movie. Radio-carbon dating
4. Baby come over. I'm coming over.
   Using walkie talkies in bed is strange over.
5. I want to post a walkie talkie joke But I need to think it, over.
6. I told my girlfriend to come over. She asked me to stop using walkie talkies in bed over.
7. What do you call a caterpillar with a phone? A Walkie Talkie
8. I took my parrot for a walk once It was a walkie talkie
9. What did Iron man say to Captain America on the walkie talkie? Steve, Roger that?
10. What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot? A Walkie Talkie
11. How do wheelchair users communicate at long distances? Not with walkie talkies
12. What do you call a paraplegic's cell phone? A can't walkie talkie
13. Do you know how we call a "walkie talkie" in french ? A talkie walkie.
14. What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede? A walkie talkie!
15. Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.

Walkie Talkie Jokes

Here is a list of funny walkie talkie jokes and even better walkie talkie puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A walkie-talkie invited a lump of coal to dinner and a movie. Classic example of radio-carbon dating.
• A Conversation over Walkie-Talkies Her: This relationship is over!
  Me: This relationship is what? Over.
• Girlfriend: Why do we need walkie-talkies? Our relationship is over. Boyfriend: Our relationship is what? Over.
• Guy: I'm hungover Girl: Stop trying to flirt with me over the walkie-talkie, someone will hear. Over.
• My Girlfriend and I were playing around with walkie talkies Her: "Our relationship is over."
  Me: "Our relationship is what? Over."
• My girlfriend said to me "you keep talking like we're on Walky talkies... this relationship is over!!" "This relationship is what? Over."
• wife: "is this really your idea of an anniversary present?" me: \[on the other walkie talkie\] "you didn't say over, over"
• I don't understand all the fuss about getting rid of guns in America. Just do what Steven Speilberg did. Replace all the guns with walkie-talkies. Not that hard!
• If a walkie-talkie is called 'walkie-talkie'... ... then why isn't a vaccuum cleaner called 'pushy-sucky'?
• Talking to the girlfriend I was trying to talk to my girlfriend on a pair of walkie talkies the other day, but she just kept making static noises.
  I think we're breaking up

Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Walkie Jokes

What funny jokes about walkie you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean parrot jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make walkie pranks.