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1. If the British shortbread company opened up a branch in Austin and then threw a huge party to celebrate... ...it would be a Walkers: Texas rager
2. Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead.
   Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
3. "Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
4. Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
5. In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
6. Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
7. Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.

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1. When Chuck Norris gets old and has to use a walker Will he name his walker, Texas ranger
2. Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
3. They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D.
   There where no survivors.
4. Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.

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