Walker Jokes
127 walker jokes and hilarious walker puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about walker that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Enjoy a collection of humorous jokes featuring characters, stereotypes and puns related to walkers. From the popular TV show "Walker Texas Ranger" to naming your dog "Johnnie Walker", see what a difference a walker can make to your joke. Fun for everyone, whether they are a slow or fast walker, or racing with a racecar. Don't forget to check out the classic jokes of Moore and Riley.
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Funniest Walker Short Jokes
Short walker jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The walker humour may include short ward jokes also.
- what's the difference between Paul Walker and Betty White? Paul Walker hit 100 before he died.
- An 18 y/o boy getting a BJ from and 80 y/o woman and a tightrope walker have the same thought...What is it? Don't look down!
My Dad broke this one out this morning thought I would share. - What does The Walking Dead, game of thrones and Fast and Furious have in common? All their Walkers are dead
- I added Paul Walker as a friend on Xbox live But all he ever does is hangout on the dashboard.
- Reporter: Herschel Walker, what do you think of the latest abortion bill? Herschel Walker: I think we should pay it.
- Have you ever thought about the word racecar and how it's a palindrome? Put it backwards and it spells racecar, put it sideways and it kills Paul Walker.
- What's the difference between a honda and a porsche? Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a Honda
- If Paul Walker was alive right now, I bet he would be Frantically scratching at the inside of his coffin.
- Did you hear about Paul Walker on the radio? And the dashboard and pretty much the rest of the interior
- Johnnie Walker, Jack Daniels and Jim Beam walk into a bar What is this, said the bartender, Alcoholics Eponymous?
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Walker One Liners
Which walker one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with walker? I can suggest the ones about wand and runner.
- Racecar backwards is still racecar but racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died.
- Being a dog walker is so easy It's a literal walk in the park.
- I added Paul Walker on Xbox, but he spends all his time on the dashboard.
- Why did Paul Walker cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing a seat belt.
- Why did Paul Walker cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
- Just added Paul Walker on xbox, Shame he's always on the dashboard tho.
- I'm trying to start a Paul Walker fansite ...but it keeps crashing.
- racecar backwards is racecar Racecar sideways is probably Paul Walker
- racecar backwards is racecar Racecar sideways is what killed Paul Walker.
- Did you hear about the street walker in Venice? She drowned.
- My best friend is a full-time professional sleep walker. He's living the dream.
- What's scarier than a skin-walker? 4 skin-walker
- What does an aging Sith lord with a bad hip use to get around? An Imperial Walker
- What does a tight-rope walker eat for breakfast? A Balanced Diet!
- Both Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker Died at 95
Paul Walker Jokes
Here is a list of funny paul walker jokes and even better paul walker puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- If they release three more sequels of 'Fast and Furious' series... They should name the last one - "Fast10 - Your Seatbelt" in memory of Paul Walker.
- I Added Paul Walker on Xbox Live We never really get around to playing games though, he's always just stuck on the dashboard.
- I can see why Paul Walker jokes aren't funny anymore. Poor guy can't catch a "brake".
(P.S. Happy Birthday Paul Walker. I wish u were still here) - The Fast and the Furious 10 title should be dedicated to Paul Walker Fast 10: Your Seatbelts
- How did the paramedics know Paul Walker had clean hair? They found his head and shoulders in the glove box
- what's the difference between queen Elizabeth and Paul walker Paul walker made it to 100 before he died.
- whats the difference in fast n furious and walking dead? there's no Walker in Fast and Furious
.......RIP Paul - Did you hear Paul walker had terrible dandruff before he died? Nobody knew, until they found his head and shoulders in the glove box.
- what's the difference between my computer and Paul walker. I care when my computer crashes.
- Did you hear that Paul Walker plays a lot of Xbox? But he mostly spends all his time on dashboard
Fast Walker Jokes
Here is a list of funny fast walker jokes and even better fast walker puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What's the saddest part of Paul Walker being CGI in Fast 7? Realizing they should have used CGI the whole time
- What happened to all the Paul Walker jokes? It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.
- Paul Walker had to take some time off from the Fast and Furious series He was burnt out.
- Slow and Steady Wins the Race. But Fast and Furious killed Paul Walker.
- There's going to be a Fast and Furious cameo on Walking Dead Paul, walker
- What was the name of Paul Walker's last movie? 2 Fast 2 Deciduous.
- There's a new Fast & Furious ride at Universal Studios I really hope I don't get Paul Walkers car
- You know who hasn't seen Fast and Furious 7? Paul walker
- Why did Paul Walker die? He was 2 fast 2 furious
- Its been 2 years since Paul Walker died Time goes by 2 fast 2 furious.
Walker Texas Jokes
Here is a list of funny walker texas jokes and even better walker texas puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- When Chuck Norris gets old and has to use a walker Will he name his walker, Texas ranger
- If the British shortbread company opened up a branch in Austin and then threw a huge party to celebrate... ...it would be a Walkers: Texas rager
- Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead.
Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life. - "Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
- Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
- In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
- Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
- Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
- They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D.
There where no survivors. - Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
Walker Texas Ranger Jokes
Here is a list of funny walker texas ranger jokes and even better walker texas ranger puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
Walker Name Jokes
Here is a list of funny walker name jokes and even better walker name puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Talk about coincidence BBC NEWS: Three Cliff Walkers have fallen to their death on an expedition....
Can't believe they all had the same name.
Howlingly Hilarious Walker Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening
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So i heard Paul Walker died in a car c**...
I guess that's why they don't call him Paul Driver
Alright, let's get out the "too soon" jokes about Paul Walker to get them out of our systems.
I'm just saying, the stare and drive obviously didn't work this time.
Two old guys are sitting at a table in the nursing home, when a totally n**... old lady with a walker streaks slowly past them
o**... says to the other, " I can't see so well anymore. What was that?"
The other guy says, "I'm not sure, but it definitely needed ironing."
A traditional Indian woman walks into a bar for the first time...
She sits down between two men.
She hears the first man says to the bartender "Johnny Walker, single."
Then second man says to the bartender "Jack Daniels, single."
The bartender turns to the Indian woman... She says "Pushpaben Patel, Married."
A blonde visited a bar...
A blonde visited a bar for the first time, sat at the table in front of the bartender.
A guy at her left ordered, "Jack Daniels, Single"
A guy at her right ordered, "Johnny Walker, Single "
The bartender looked at the lady, said ,"and what about you?"
Lady replied,"Amber Smith, Married"
The tightrope walker fell off the rope when his phone lost the internet connection.
He couldn't get back online.
*sorry*
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff?
They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.
I tried to look at a webpage on Paul walker
But it crashed!
I hope Rand Paul doesn't pick Scott Walker as his VP
I have a feeling Paul/Walker would c**... and burn.
A lady from India visited the USA for the first time and visited a bar...
She sat in front of the bartender with two guys sitting on either side of her.
"Jack Daniels, single." Ordered the one on her left.
Johnny Walker, single." Ordered the one on the right.
The bartender then looked at the lady and asked, "And you, ma'am?"
"Sonia Patel, married." She replied.
What do you call a zombie Storm Trooper?
An Imperial Walker
why cant Paul Walker use tumblr?
He only sticks to the dashboard
So, I friended Paul Walker on XBox.
Sadly though, he's always on the dashboard.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
He wanted a well-balanced meal.
How do you know there are no Asians leading the White Walker armies in Game of Thrones?
Because two Wongs don't make a wight.
If Bran dies and a white walker brings him back...
Is he Raisin Bran?
Why did Paul Walker cross the street?
He wasn't wearing a seat belt
-my friend ben
Paul Walker must have had dandruff
They found his head and shoulders in the dashboard
What did the Loan Officer say to the Tightrope Walker after he gave him a loan?
You have an outstanding balance
I still remember the day that Paul Walker died...
He was all over the radio.. and the windows.. and the seats.
Watched a film called Speed Walker
To be honest, I found it hard to keep up. The pacing was terrible.
Paul Walker really loved nature...
He even died hugging a tree.
What do you grt when you mix a fireball and an irish carbomb?
A paul walker
Alan Walker was already a millionaire when he was 19
Where are you now
Walking Dead joke
If a man in a wheelchair gets bit by a zombie, would he still be called a walker?
How do police know that Paul Walker didn't have dandruff?
They found his head and shoulders on the dashboard.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Paul Walker?
One was born black and died white, the other was born white and died black.
What do you call a street walker in the winter?
A frostitute
An indian lady visited a bar for the first time
She was nervous but sat on one tall stool in front of the bartender.
The guy sitting on her left said: "Jack Daniels, Single"
The guy on her right side ordered: "Johnny Walker, Single"
Then the bartender looked at the lady & said: And you..?
The lady replied: "Parmjeet kaur, Married.
Which food killed the tightrope walker?
A falafel.
A man was walking his dog through a graveyard when he saw a man kneeling behind a headstone.
'Morning' the walker shouted. 'No, just having a s**...' the man replied.
Daily Covid-19 check
At 7 p.m. open the whiskey bottle and smell it.
If you can smell, you are not infected.
Then pour it in in a glass tumbler.
Taste it. if you can feel the taste, you are not infected.
\~ Dr Johnny Walker
I added Paul Walker on XBOX
But he spends all his time on the dashboard.
I'm going to h**... over this.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
It was h**... Choo's first time in America, and he was excited to visit an American bar .
He quickly locates one and finds a seat by the counter, where two other men are already seated.
The surly bartender tilts his head at the first man, who says Jack Daniels, single.
The bartender nods and looks towards the second man, who says, Johnny Walker, single.
The bartender then turns to h**... Choo...
h**... Choo, married!
My girlfriend told me I spend too much time playing fantasy football
But, in my defence, I have Andy Robertson, John Stones and Kyle Walker
What is a q**...?
A Father was returning to the church from a meeting he had in the city when a street walker approached him and said ... hey father $25 for a q**...! The father blessed her and continued on his way. Once back at the church he pull a nun aside and asked ... sister, what is a q**...? ... The sister replied ... $25 just like it is downtown!
(I'm going to h**... for this one) What is the main difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?
Walker made it to 100.
I should really think about becoming a tightrope walker
Even the bank says my balance is outstanding!
Three old farts talking
Three very elderly men are discussing their medical woes.
The 70-year-old says,
\- I have an awful time with my bladder. I have to go all the time, and sometimes it comes on pretty suddenly."
The 80-year-old says,
\- It's my bowels. Hardly any control at all. Always having to jam this walker to full speed."
The 90-year-old retorts,
\- I've got it all over you guys. Bladder works find, 7 AM like clockwork. Bowels at eight. Everything works like it order. Long pause;
\- I only wish I could wake up before noon.
Did you know that Paul Walker had dandruff?
I didn't know either, until I saw his Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
Two old guys are having a chat in a nursing home, when a n**... old woman with a walker crosses very slowly in front of them
First guy says, "Elmer - what the h**... was that?"
Second guy says, "Joe - I have no idea, but it certainly needed ironing!"
Did you hear that Herschel Walker tried to run over some kids and was arrested attempted vehicular manslaughter
In fairness, there was a sign "Drive like your kids live here".
Today I helped a little old lady with a walker across a busy street
And some of the other car drivers were so inspired they joined me in honking at her.
