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What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?

Christopher Reeves

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken.

(Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

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What's better than Chrisopher Walken?

Ted Danson.

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Where does Christopher keep his dance shoes?

In the Walken closet.

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Christopher Walken was walking down the street..

When a man stop him and said Are you Christopher Walken?
He said No I'm Christopher standing here, because you stopped me

It's much better when told in 1st person using your shittiest Christopher Walken impression

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NSFW There's a new porn star , she only does hardcore butt stuff...

Ginger Lee Walken

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Who is the oppostite of Cristopher Walken?

Christopher Reeve

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Who does Christopher Reeve wish he could be?

Christopher Walken

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What's the opposite of Cristopher Walken...

Cristopher reeve.

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Who's faster than Christopher Walken?

Christopher Runnen

Who's slower?

Christopher Crawlen

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There should be a holiday episode of Man vs Wild with Christopher Walken

It would be called Walken in a winter wonderland!

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Remember the guy who played in the deer hunter, and pulp fiction. Christopher something or other.

Anyway, I heard he's opening a new hospital. I think they're going to call it the Walken clinic.

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What's the opposite of Tim Walken?

Tim Daly.

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What do you call it when Christopher Walken uses too much punctuation?

"...a, Tragedy, of, the Commas!"

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What made Stephen Hawking cry?

He saw Christopher Walken.

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My life is like Click

Except when I wake up in Bed Bath & Beyond I'm covered in piss and Christopher Walken looks a lot like a cop escorting me out.

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What's better than Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken

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Walking was invented in 1987 when Christopher Walken tried to do the moon walk backwards

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Christopher Walken is a wealthy, stylish dude

I wonder if he's ever had a pair of boots custom made for him.

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What did Christopher Walken change his name to, after he had his balls removed?

Christopher Talken

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Christopher Walken would never get in over his head...

But Natalie Wood.

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Who is the original supermans arch enemy?

Christopher walken.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?

Cristopher Walkout

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Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

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Why is Christopher Walken so tired?

Because at night, he's always sleepwalken

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What do you call Christopher Walken when he is sitting?

Christopher Sitten

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How do you make Stephen Hawking cry?

Brag about Christopher Walken.

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Why was christopher never in the same place?

Because he's always Walken

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If Christopher Walken started a YouTube Channel...

If Christopher Walken started a YouTube Channel, and did tutorials on games, would it be called a "Christopher Walkenthrough?"

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These boots. Were made. For Walken.

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What did the shoemaker say about actor Christopher's custom-made footwear?

These Boots Are Made For Walken.....

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When is Christopher not running?

Q: When is Christopher not running?

A: When Christopher Walken.

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What are the most funny Walken jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Walken? Well, here are the best Walken dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Walken pick up lines to share with friends.

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