Waldo Jokes

Funniest Waldo Short Jokes

Short waldo jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The waldo humour may include short wal mart jokes also.

1. Why does Waldo from the "Where's Waldo" books wear stripes? Because he doesnt wan't to be spotted
2. Why didn't the Soviet Union publish any Where's Waldo books? It would be too easy to find Waldo, everyone would be waiting in a lineup.
3. Really been enjoying the Where's Waldo audiobook Not Waldo, not Waldo, not Waldo, not Waldo, not Waldo, Waldo, not Waldo, not Waldo…
4. Someone came to my library and asked for help finding a where's Waldo book I told them they weren't ready
5. Why didn't the Soviets publish any Where's Waldo books? Because in Soviet Russia Waldo find you.
6. Why did Waldo grow a manbun, a beard and start meditating three times a day? Waldo found himself
7. I named my TV remote Waldo. For obvious reasons.
8. What do Waldo and my father have in common? I can't find either of them.
9. Helen Keller would have a better chance of finding Waldo Than finding an original joke on this sub.
10. Have you heard the latest Unitarian Universalist miracle? Someone saw the face of Ralph Waldo Emerson on a tortilla.

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Waldo One Liners

Which waldo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with waldo? I can suggest the ones about walrus and wales.

1. Why doesn't where's Waldo go to the gym Because no one can spot him
2. Why does Waldo only wear striped shirts? He doesn't want to be spotted
3. Why does Waldo wear stripes? He doesn't want to be spotted
4. Why does waldo wear stripes? So he isn't spotted.
5. Why did Waldo wear a striped shirt? He didn't want to be spotted.
6. What is Waldo's (Wally's) least favorite dish? fondue!
7. Why couldnt Waldo go to the gym Because no one would spot him
8. Why did Waldo always wear stripes? He hated being spotted.
9. What did Waldo say at the Superbowl? I'm just here so I won't get find.
10. Why did Waldo convert to Buddhism? He found himself.
11. If people say that love finds you... Then I must be Waldo.
12. Go to Starbucks - Order Coffee
    - Tell them your name is Waldo
    - Leave
13. Why did Waldo travel the world? To find himself
14. Why does Waldo wear stripes ? Because he doesn't want to be spotted
15. Waldo once insulted chuck norris And we all know how that's going

Finding Waldo Jokes

Here is a list of funny finding waldo jokes and even better finding waldo puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why did Waldo go to therapy? To find himself.
• People who manage to find Waldo without searching for answers Have good spotsmanship.
• What do you call a fancy hotel that you cannot find? The Waldo Astoria.
• I couldn't afford to buy the Where's Waldo book for my kid for Christmas. So I recorded a bunch of Trump rallies and let him try to find a black guy.
• Where is Waldo? How do you find a blind man at an o**...?
  It's not hard.

Ralph Waldo Jokes

Here is a list of funny ralph waldo jokes and even better ralph waldo puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What was Ralph Waldo Emerson's Favorite Fish? The DoverSole
• What do you call virtual reality transcendentalism? Ralph Waldo Immersion

Fun-Filled Waldo Jokes to Boost Your Mood

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