walden Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious walden puns

Why couldn't Henry David Thoreau leave his house?

He was Walden.


How do you get across Walden Pond?

Thoreau, Thoreau, Thoreau your boat.


After I read Walden I spent three years living in the woods.

I just wanted to be Thoreau.


How do you get a stone into Walden pond?

You Thoreau it in.


What are the most funny Walden jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Walden? Well, here are the best Walden dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Walden pick up lines to share with friends.


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