The Best 48 Waiti Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Waiti jokes. There are some waiti await jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these waiti patiently puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Waiti Jokes and Puns

I was waiting in line at the ATM

when I noticed the old woman in front of me having a bit of trouble using the machine. I walked up to her and asked if she needed any help. She turned to me and asked if I could check her balance. So I pushed her over.

No wonder I'm waiting for my Prince

His white horse has ended up in the lasagna

Waiting in line

A woman is checking out at the grocery store. She buys a dozen eggs, two boxes of pasta, waffles, a bag of onions, lunch meat, oatmeal, sparkling water and throws on a pack of gum at the register.

The man behind her says "you must be single"

"Why yes I am! Did you figure this out by noticing all the stuff I bought?"

"Nope, it's because you are ugly!"

Waiti joke, Waiting in line

I've been waiting on Stephen Hawking to tell his racist joke...

I mean, it's got to be a good one โ€“ he's been looking over his shoulder for years.

(from my brother Heath).

There I was, waiting to pay for my landscaping materials, when suddenly...

...I was charged for aggregated basalt.


Waiting for the bus joke

A girl calls her boyfriend:
"Where are you??"
"I'm waiting for the bus!"
"Hurry!!!"
"Ok honey, I'll wait faster!"

My wife's been waiting in the hospital for a while

She said, "what's taking so long? I'm impatient."

Waiti joke, My wife's been waiting in the hospital for a while

So, I was waiting in line for Pho, and my buddy called me asking where I was.

For some reason, he was offended when I said "Pho Queue."

Waiting for... eeeeeer... someone?

A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms. He replies:
- "Yes, we do. Would you like to buy some?"
She responds:
- "No sir, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?"

I am waiting for scientist to invent invisible chocolate

nobody will see me getting fat.

I was waiting outside the movie theater to buy some tickets, when a pregnant woman walked over and hit me in the face.

"Ow!" I yelled. "Why did you do that?!"

"Oh, so sorry." She replied. "I thought this was the punchline."

"Was that supposed to be a joke?!" I asked.

"Yep, guess I need to work on the delivery." And then she went into labor.

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I was waiting in line for soup at my favorite Vietnamese food truck...

When this guy pushes in front to place his order.

I'm like, "Dude, pho queue."

A sheep dog herds his sheep...

The farmer asks the dog, "Are my sheep ready?"

The dog answers, "Yes, all 30 of them!"

"Wait...I only counted 26," replies the farmer.

The dog tells the farmer, "Yeah, that's because I rounded them up!"

Just waiting for Steve Harvey to come out and say it's actually Clinton

any second now

I was waiting in line at this restaurant to order some fruit punch.

That's it. That was the punch-line.

I am still waiting for Trump to eat a Snickers ...

... so he becomes Obama again

You're not you when you're hungry

Waiti joke, I am still waiting for Trump to eat a Snickers ...

Waiting at a bus stop for my bus that was late, another bus stops at my stop for a while, I asked the bus driver: "have you seen the number 5?"

He said "yes, it looks like this -" and drew the number 5 in the air.

I was waiting for the bus when wife sent me a message

Wife: Where are you?

Me: Waiting for the bus at the bus station.

Wife: Hurry up!

Me: Ok, I will wait faster!

When you're waiting in a restraunt for the waiter to deliver your order...

...in that moment, don't you become *the waiter?*


I was waiting in line at McDonald's

Finally, it was my turn
The overweight cashier said, 'Sorry for the wait'
I said, 'No worries, I'm sure you'll loose it with a workout'

I was waiting at the bus stop.

A woman said, "How long will the next one be?"

I said, "Probably about thirty feet."

While I was waiting on a table a family left their keys behind after they left.

I assumed the keys were a tip. You should have seen their faces when I drove off in their car.

I've been waiting to get a book on how to commit suicide from the library...

...but the last guy hasn't brought it back yet.

We're waiting for a table at a restaurant...

The hostess call out, "Donner family of 8, your table is ready." She looks back at the book. "Correction, Donner party of 7"

I was waiting at a pedestrian crossing, when a woman asked me, "What's that beep, beep sound?"

I said, "It's so blind people know when to go."

"Oh right." she replied. "Where I'm from, we don't let them drive."

I was waiting on a table and an old lady asked if she could have a Diet Coke with very little ice.

I told her that our ice comes one size only.

I've been waiting for an hour in the doctors waiting to be called back for my colonoscopy...

Guess they are really backed up today

Waiting to do an exam, classmate asked "Hey buddy, do you have another pen?"

I said: "Why do I need two pens?"

I was waiting for ages to play snooker the other night but gave up

The cue was too long

So, waiting with my Wife in the Eye Doctor's exam room I spotted a cutaway eyeball ...

It was a visual aid.

What goes around comes around

Still waiting on dad, though.

I'm still waiting for the spiderman movie

Where spiderman falls and gets stuck in the bath for a week

I was waiting in a long line to order food when I saw this beautiful girl.

I was very nervous till she laughed at the pick up line.

Doctor's waiting rooms should be called gyms

After all, those guys do a lot of wait training

Waiting at the student drop off for school dismissal and the teacher asked who my child was.

Time to switch schools.

I was waiting in a queue to hear a joke about an alcoholic fruit drink,

Thankfully the punchline was short

What's the waiting time for organ donor in the future?

9 months.

I was waiting at the hotel's lobby when the WiFi was disconnecting from time to time.

I really hated that reception.

Waiting in hospital's waiting room makes

You patient.

Whenever I'm at the therapist's waiting room, I stand in one corner and blow air at people.

Everyone hates it, but I'm a fan.

Just waiting for my sister at Heathrow Airport,

as I saw her emerge in arrivals I shouted, "Hi sis, " Never seen as many armed police appear as quickly in my life!

When waiting in a long life of cars, the drivers say "ughhhh", but what do the cars say when it's over?

That was exhausting.

I was waiting in line at the cheese counter at the local grocery store today when I had to fart.

After ripping a silent one the guy in front of me asks the lady behind the counter which cheese smells such aromatically.

I was waiting in line outside B&Q when a friend called to ask how big is the queue?

I said the same size as the B

Waiting in line to vote, somebody pulls up and asks " How long have you been waiting to vote?"

Some guy in the back of the line yells "FOUR YEARS!"

Waiting for election results is like waiting for a grade on a group project.

I know I did my part right, but I am worried the rest of you screwed it up.

Waiting and waiting and waiting...

A guy asks a girl to go to a dance. Sheย agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. Theย rental has a long line, so he waits andย waits, and finally he gets his suit.

Heย decides to buy flowers, so he goesย to the flower shop. The flower shopย has a long line, so he waits and waits, untilย he finally buys flowers.

He picks up the girlย and they go to the dance. There is a long lineย into the dance, so they wait and wait.

Finally,ย they get into the dance, and the guy offersย to get the girl a drink. She asks for punch,ย so he goes to the drink table, and there isย no punch line.

While waiting in line at the entrance to a museum, my 16-year old daughter ran up to my wife and me and said, Mom, Dad! We need to get a line form!

Confused, I said A line form? She said, Yes, I think you have to turn it in right over there before you can go in. She pointed to the entrance.

That's when I looked and saw the sign that said Line Forms Here .

True story. Bonus facts: She's now a brilliant NICU nurse so she redeemed herself, and her siblings never miss the chance to send pictures of Line Forms Here signs to the family chat whenever they see one.

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