The Best 5 Waistline Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Waistline jokes. There are some waistline commoner jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these waistline waist puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Waistline Jokes and Puns

A pirate goes to the doctor

A doctor walks into his exam room and is greeted with a strange sight: a pirate captain with a ships steering wheel protruding from his waistline. The doctor says "Well, I'm not sure what you came in here for, but I think we should start by addressing the steering wheel down your pants."

The pirate nods fervently, and says "Yarr, it's been drivin' me nuts!"

Before judging a fat person, try walking a mile...

around their waistline. If you're still walking, go ahead and laugh.

Of all the Knights of the Round Table, who has the biggest waistline?

Sir Cumference

Yo Momma's so fat, she ain't got a waistline...

...She got a *coastline.*

Lately, I've been watching my waistline.

Watching it grow!


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the waistline bald jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working waistline hips piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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