waisted Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious waisted puns

A man walks into a bar and sees a sign... [NSFW]

It reads: Toasted Sandwiches- $2, Handjobs- $5.

He approaches the bar and sees a stunning large breasted, tight waisted blonde goddess serving.

He asks her, "Are you the one who gives the handjobs?"

She leans towards him, resting her breasts on the bar and says, "Why, yes I am." With a wink.

To which he replies: "Well go and wash your fucking hands before you make my sandwich!"


Two really plastered 40 year old Virgins walked into a whore house

They really wanted to get some booty and asked the madam for two hookers. The madam of the house asked them to take a seat and have a drink while she arranged their requests. She thought to herself that these men were so waisted that it didn't matter what type of women they used. She collected two inflateable dolls and put one in each of the two rooms.

The two men were then immidiately escorted to their rooms for the night.
The next day while they were leaving one man says to the other:

- Last night was the worst time ever! I just layed there all night waiting for the girl to make her move and she never did!

The other man said to his friend

- That's nothing, my woman was a witch! I leaned over to give her a love bite on her neck and she farted then flew out the window!"


Two belts walk into a bar

one was already waisted.


Hey did you guys hear about the guy who taped 100 watches to his belt?

He waisted his time!


So i had sex with this heavier girl at a party last night...

I kinda feel bad cause she was super waisted.


What do you call a drunk belt?



What does a belt like to do?

Getting Waisted


I drank way too much yesterday and took the fattest girl home.

I ended up hammered and waisted.


Did you hear about the drunk guy who got suplexed?

He was waisted.


What do you call a man who died while putting on his pants?



Did you hear about the belt that was feeling loopy?

Turns out he was waisted.


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