Wails Jokes
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A teacher asks her primary school students what their father do for a living
"So, Timothy, what does your father do ?"
"My dad is a firefighter !"
"Fantastic ! And you Samantha, what does your father do ?"
" He's an accountant !"
"Wonderful ! And yours, Jimmy ?"
Poor little Jimmy then breaks into tears and wails "my father is dead !"
"Oh, I'm so sorry Jimmy, I didn't know... But did he do before dying ?"
"Well, he was all like : ARGLALRGHALRLALGALHA !"
James finds Timmy crying at a hospital...
"Timmy!" James exclaims, "What happened?"
"I had a blood test today, and the doctor stabbed a massive needle into my arm," Timmy responds.
James then proceeds to cry more hysterically than Timmy.
Timmy looks over and asks, "Why are you suddenly crying now?"
James wails, "Because I have a u**... test later!"
Material Guy
A guy crashes his new sports car and when the police arrive, he is crying Oh my god, my gorgeous Ferrari!
The police officer tells him that material possessions are the least of his troubles, considering his left arm was severed as well.
The guy looks down where his arm used to be and wails Oh, my god, my precious Rolex!
Boy arrives home from school and wails: Mum, everyone says I'm too hairy.
Mum yells to her husband: Honey, the dog is talking!!
A man goes to his doctors office
The doctor says, "I've got bad news and worse news, which would you like first?"
The man is visibly dejected, "I guess the bad news."
"Okay, you only have 24 hours to live." Says the doctor
"Oh my god! What news could be worse than this!" The man wails.
"I forgot to call you yesterday..."
You know your short when
You can hear the wails of the dammed
Woke up tonight to the wails of sirens.
Totally forgot to feed them.
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