Wailing Jokes

Funniest Wailing Short Jokes

Short wailing jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wailing humour may include short weeping jokes also.

1. So I was in the movie theatre... and I was watching an incredibly sad film. So sad that the man behind me started wailing, then he hit me in the head with a harpoon.
2. The angel of death appears before a lawyer and says "Your time has come". The lawyer starts crying and wailing "But I'm only forty" Angel of death says "Not according to your billable hours"
3. Having a cat is just like having a girlfriend ... They both
   * wail and moan when you neglect to feed them
   * bite and scratch when you try to pet them
   * keep escaping from the basement
4. I went to the cinema to see a really, really sad film. The guy behind me was just wailing. Half way through, a harpoon hit the back of my head.
5. Boy arrives home from school and wails: Mum, everyone says I'm too hairy. Mum yells to her husband: Honey, the dog is talking!!
6. I always get so motivated when they play Maroon 5 at the gym It's like: I can't wait to be done so I can run far away from this androgynous lesbian's over-processed wailing
7. My wife got very upset at the f**... the other day, wailing and thumping the coffin with her fists And Jeeeeez, you should've heard her when she went in the furnace.
8. I was very upset at the f**... the other day. I started wailing and moaning and b**... on the coffin
   
   In the end they opened it and let me out.
9. My mother-in-law made a real exhibition of herself at the f**..., crying and wailing Especially when she went in the furnace.

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Wailing One Liners

Which wailing one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wailing? I can suggest the ones about screaming and crying.

1. I visited the wailing wall the other day... standing there like an idiot with my harpoon.
2. You know your short when You can hear the wails of the dammed
3. Woke up tonight to the wails of sirens. Totally forgot to feed them.
4. Which religious site has had an influx of Japanese pilgrims? The Wailing Wall.
5. What do you call a wailing chinese puppy? A chiwah-wah!
6. What do you call a wailing child born in a tank of liquid nitrogen? A cryobaby
7. What screams, wails, and lights up? A bus-load of babies on fire.
8. How can you tell who's the Polish Jew at The Wailing Wall? He's the guy with the harpoon.
9. So I'm at the wailing wall... Standing there like a m**..., with my harpoon
10. So I'm here at the wailing wall, like a m**..., with my harpoon.

Cheerful Fun Wailing Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy

What funny jokes about wailing you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean yelling jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wailing pranks.