The Best 8 Wags Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Wags jokes. There are some wags suck jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these wags gay puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Wags Jokes and Puns

I think my goldfish likes it when I take him out of his bowl…

He sure wags his tail a lot…

How do you know if a dog is male or female?

Stroke its head.

If he wags his tail, it's male.

If she wags her tail, it's female.

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tale, the other tags a whale.

How is a dog and a marine biologist alike?

One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.

What do you call the condition where a dog uncontrollably wags its tail?

Barkinson's Disease


Westminster Dog Show

If a poor dog ever wins the Westminster Dog Show I hope at least one announcer calls it a Wags to Riches Story...

When a male dog wags his tail he is excited. When a female dog wags her tail she is...

A stripper

Invited to a private poke game...

A man was invited to a private poker game. When he arrived he saw that the game had already begun. Sitting at the table were four guys and a dog. More than a little surprised, he said, That must be a pretty smart dog to play poker. He ain't so smart, one of the guys said, Every time he gets a good hand he wags his tail.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the wags pretty jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working wags marine piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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