Wagging Jokes

Hilarious puns and funny pick up lines

A Ukranian man is out on a walk with his grandson. The little boy turns to him and asks, "Grandfather, is it true that there was a nuclear disaster here many years ago?"

A Ukranian man is out on a walk with his grandson. The little boy turns to him and asks, "Grandfather, is it true that there was a nuclear disaster here many years ago?"
"Yes, child," he says, patting his grandson's head.
"But I heard that there were no consequences at all; is this true too?"
"Yes, child," he says, patting his grandson's other head.
And then they strolled off together, wagging their tails.

The intelligent dog

Roxy, a large black Labrador, was sitting up in his seat at the movies, wagging his tail, growling at the villain and barking excitedly at the hero's escapades. The woman in the seat behind him was intrigued.
Excuse me, she said, tapping Roxy's owner on the shoulder, that dog is extraordinary. I've never seen anything like it!
Yes, he's surprised me, too, said the owner. He hated the book.

A man walks into a bar

And sees two men playing poker with a dog at the corner table.

The man, shocked by what he's seen, turns to the barman and says "holy shit, that must be a really smart dog."

The barman nonchalantly replies "you would think, but every time the fucker gets a good hand his tail starts wagging."

Dog Problems

My dog was having problems with his tail so I sent him to obedience school. A few weeks later there wasn't any improvement so I rang the school and found out he'd been wagging

My dog failed puppy school.

He was always wagging class.

If the tails wagging

it is not rape.

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