The Best 28 Wages Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Wages jokes. There are some wages wheelbarrow jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these wages hourly puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Wages Jokes and Puns

The half-wit

A man owned a small farm in Norfolk.

The Department of wages claimed he was not paying proper wages to his staff and sent a representative out to interview him.

'I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,' demanded the rep.

'Well,' replied the farmer, 'there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him 200 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her 150 per week plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about 10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of whiskey every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.'

'That's the guy I want to talk to...the half-wit,' says the agent.

'That would be me,' replied the farmer.

The Montana Department of Employment

The Montana Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards claimed a small rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.

AGENT: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.

RANCHER: Well, there's my hired hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here.

He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.

AGENT: That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one.

RANCHER: That would be me.

Strength vs. Intelligence

A strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of John, one of the older workmen. After several minutes, John had enough.

"Why don't you put your money where your mouth is?" he said. "I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding that you won't be able to wheel back."

"You're on, old man," the braggart replied. "It's a bet! Let's see what you got."

John reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said, "All right. Get in."

Wages joke, Strength vs. Intelligence

I got a job at the circus.

I had to circumcise the elephants. The wages weren't great but the tips were enormous.

Clever guy applying for a job, ended up talking about the wages...

Manager: '' So you will start at $15 a hour and later you could earn at least $20 a hour. ''

Applicant: ''Alright then I'll be back later! ''


The taxation office suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand

The taxation office suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an auditor to investigate him.

Auditor: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them."

Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bundaberg rum and a dozen Crown Lagers every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally."

Auditor: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one."

Boat Owner: "That'll be me. What'd you want to know?"

A man owned a small farm

A man owned a small farm near Maddock. The North Dakota Wage and Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him. "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent.
"Well, there's my field hand who's been with me for three years. I pay him $600 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $500 a week, plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit who works here about 18 hours a day. He makes $10 a week and I go into town and buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night," replied the farmer.

"That's the guy I want to talk to, the half-wit," says the agent.

"That would be me," replied the farmer sadly.

Wages joke, A man owned a small farm

The wages of sin is death

But hey, at least I got a job.

The IRS is going to start garnishing my wages.

I think I'll enjoy getting a sprig of parsley in my paycheck.

[Christian humour] What is the wages of procrastination?

D/E/F

A woman asked me "What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?"

I said "Congratulations!!!"

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If a parsley farmer is sued...

can they garnish his wages?

Dairy farmers are always complaining about the wages they get paid...

To be honest, I think they're milking it

Where does Santa send the elves' wages?

To the snow bank.

The wages of sin is death, but...

...by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.

Job Security

After being laid off from five different jobs in four months, Joe was hired by a warehouse.

One day he lost control of a forklift and drove it off the loading dock.

Surveying the damage, the owner shook his head and said he'd have to withhold 10 percent of Joe's wages to pay for the repairs.

"How much will it cost?" asked Joe.

"About $5,500," said the owner.

"What a relief!" exclaimed Joe. "I've finally got job security!"

Wages joke, Job Security

My uncle works on a parsley farm and is constantly late to work.

Is it legal for them to garnish his wages?

My friend Ricky works at the circus.

His job is circumcising elephants. Although he likes it, the wages are low but the tips are huge.

My grandfather used to circumcise elephants for a living.

The wages were poor, but the tips were enormous.


An oregano farmer recently lost a high profile court case and was ordered to pay 20 million dollars. However the spices industry had been on a steady decline so he didn't have that kind of money on hand.

Needless to say his wages were garnished

I got my paycheck with a lemon slice on it today...

turned out my ex-wife was garnishing my wages.

How many feminist does it take to change a bulb?

1 but she will complain about how women are given more burden of work without equal wages.

They say firefighters deserve higher wages

but apparently a poll was taken and they all fell through a hole in the floor.

A guy I work with was fired for stealing parsley..

They didn't fire him exactly, but they did garnish his wages.

We should MAGA

Let's start with:

-affordable healthcare

-reasonable gun laws

-liveable minimum wages

An IRS agent walks into a strip club.

An IRS agent walks into a strip club.

After settling down near the stage with his drink, he pulls out a bunch of parsley and tries to stuff a few sprigs into the dancer's garter.

The dancer yells at him, "What the hell are you doing?!?"

The agent responds, "I'm here to garnish your wages."

My boss asked me, "Why do you come out in a rash every time I give you your wages?"

I said, "Because I'm allergic to peanuts."

Told my Grandpa's favorite joke at his funeral and it helped cheer some sad eyes..... What happened when the parsley workers went on strike?

They're wages were garnished.

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